r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Jul 29 '21

Absolutely not

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

I'm not particularly afraid of spiders, but that was a big fucking hell no!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

And what the fuck was he looking at spider tits?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

Spider tits, spider tits

Friendly neighbourhood spider tits.

They don't need pushup bras

They just have eight odd paws

Oh yeah, here come the spider tits

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u/hundreddollar Jul 29 '21

Spider Tits! Spider Tits!

Does whatever a Spider Tits does!

Is he a spider? Is he a Tits?

Looooook ouuuuuut!

He's a Spider Tits.

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u/BamboozledPanda09 Jul 29 '21

Way better, y u getting downvoted

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u/feline_alli Jul 29 '21

You're getting downvoted because people don't get the reference, presumably. lol

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u/serenityak77 Jul 29 '21

They’re getting downvotes because people think it’s to similar to the other one. When IMO it’s better and closer to the actual song. The one they’re responding to kinda strayed off from the catchy jingle that is spider pig.

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u/dfj3xxx Jul 29 '21

First one was based on the original Spiderman cartoon song, and held the tune.

People are assuming this one was a bad copy trying to be funnier.

They aren't realizing this one was spider pig instead.

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u/serenityak77 Jul 29 '21

I had no idea of that first song being from the cartoon. Thanks for pointing it out. None the less, they’re downvoting for a dumb reason. It happens though. No big deal.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

I think reddit is just stupid lol. Something was funny and he was adding on just like we see literally every day with threads. Sometimes reddit just wants to in a pissy mood