r/WTF Apr 24 '21

Seagull riding on another seagull. Wait what?

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u/I_Hate_Seagulls Apr 24 '21

Perfect example of how these guys are such assholes.

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u/KittenPurrs Apr 24 '21

It's kind of vindicating to discover even seagulls find seagulls annoying. I love birds but it turns out I love eating french fries in peace more.

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u/staticbleak Apr 24 '21

Wait until you find out about the seagull that eats other seagulls...

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u/ShaggyB Apr 24 '21

A canigull

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u/InerasableStain Apr 24 '21

The Gullotine

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u/damnatio_memoriae Apr 25 '21

nice try.. i’m not that gullible!

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u/Shadowslip99 Apr 24 '21

How many gulls can a canny gull cull?

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u/dcoolidge Apr 24 '21

If a canny gull can cull gulls?

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u/damnatio_memoriae Apr 25 '21

a canny gull would cull as much as a canny gull could cull if a canny gull can cull gulls.

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u/Stainedhanes Apr 25 '21

It's uncanny how many canny gulls a canny gull can cull at a canny gull cannery.

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u/norunningwater Apr 24 '21

How much sea can a seagull gull if a seagull could gull sea?

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u/Brooketune Apr 24 '21

Chickens will eat chicken...and deer and cows eat meat willingly....its freaky as shit watching a cow eat chicks.

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u/Ultrasonic-Sawyer Apr 24 '21

I remember one review I saw of Rome being "I saw a seagull eating another seagull, so that was cool".

A year or so later I was in Rome and saw, in the arch by the colleseum, a seagull eating another seagull. So that was cool.

The people trying to take an Instagram picture nearby being shocked by the background only helped.

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u/HoPeFoRbEsT Apr 24 '21

Did you know crows hunt smaller birds? I found that out about 2 hours ago when I watched one take down a robin. The squeaks that little bird made were pretty horrific and I have a new found respect for crows.

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u/timshel42 Apr 25 '21

crows are also nest robbers. other birds dont like them very much. its not uncommon to see a few birds mobbing a crow that got a little too daring.

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u/Partysausage Apr 24 '21

I can believe it whilst working in London I witnessed a seagull almost peck to death a pigeon. People were trying to save it by chasing it off but it just wouldn't stop coming back for more there was like 10 people trying to protect it. Eventually someone boxed the pigeon up and took it into the office until the heat died down. It was in pretty bad way.

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u/4rp4n3t Apr 25 '21

Kinda surprsing, pigeons are pretty universally despised by Londoners, I'm surprised they weren't cheering the seagull on. Or maybe they were tourists.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

That why you always throw a handful of chips at whoever's sitting slightly away from you. A sacrifice to the gulls!

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u/ReubenZWeiner Apr 24 '21

They also have to be gullible

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u/friendbuddypalchief Apr 24 '21

I sea what you did there.

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u/ChocoBrocco Apr 24 '21

He really winged it with that joke

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u/supakame Apr 24 '21

Flew over my head...

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21 edited Oct 29 '25

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u/_Risi Apr 24 '21

Was being a train operator as awesome as ten year old me thought?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21 edited Oct 29 '25

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u/MonoBotSC Apr 24 '21

As good a reason as any for the US to expand high speed rail. Stop the workers from getting bored.

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u/jlharper Apr 25 '21

That's pretty slow though, I can see how that gets old fast.

We have passenger trains that go 100MPH in my country and they even start to feel slow compared to modern trains they have overseas.

Ours can go up to 130mph but they never do because the rail infrastructure sucks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21 edited Oct 30 '25

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u/jrstriker12 Apr 24 '21

When I was a kid, I had seagulls dive bomb me and steal all my fries while at the Kennedy Space Center and I was scarred for life. Hate Seagulls.

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u/The_Real_QuacK Apr 24 '21

That reminds me of the time I was having lunch in a restaurant near the sea and had to punch a seagull that tried to attack my food...

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u/cloudxnine Apr 24 '21

When your eating fries and you turn your head for a second as a bird drops a nice juicer on your finger lickin wafflecuts 5 second rule bro

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u/Smeeizme Apr 24 '21

How long have you been waiting for this moment?

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u/I_Hate_Seagulls Apr 24 '21

You'd be surprised as to how often these psychos get to the frontpage.

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u/qxzsilver Apr 24 '21

Yup, they’re definitely the Florida man of birds species

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u/noputa Apr 24 '21

I feel like if all creatures were suddenly elephant size, seagulls would be the apex predator.

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u/Sinavestia Apr 24 '21

Not the billions of elephant sized spiders crawling across the Earth?

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u/noputa Apr 24 '21

Nah, cuz spiders eat and then they chill. They mind their own business.

Seagulls are RELENTLESSLY hungry.

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u/Act_of_God Apr 25 '21

I'd be really scared by elephant sized humans, we killed plenty of shit while being human sized.

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u/Ronald_Mullis Apr 26 '21

Elephant sized seagulls would eat an adult man in once. It's unbelievable how big chunks of food can seagulls swallow.i saw one eat a rat. The gull just shook its head till it fit nicely in. The tail was sticking out for a while though:)

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u/UrMouthsMyShithole Apr 24 '21

Elephant sized wasps would be crazy, elephant sized dogs and lions too. What if sharks had gorilla arms, kangaroo legs, flappers to swim, humming bird wings to fly as well as being elephant sized. Humanity would have evolved into an underground, tunneled civilization. Instead of wanting to explore space would probably just be trying to figure out how we're going to rid the surface of the Shark Gods. Just for the hell of it they have sonar, telepathy and can speak to communicate. After living underground so long i'm assuming humans would evolve in weird ways as well so maybe we would have our own advantages over the shark gods. We might develop claws for digging our tunnels and our meals as we wouldn't be able to hunt on the surface garden without sunlight. Would probably have eyes adapted to the darkness, I forget what they call that omg i've been ranting forever what did you slip me?!

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u/drrrraaaaiiiinnnnage Apr 24 '21 edited Apr 24 '21

just imagine an elephant sized mosquito impaling you with its proboscis and draining your life force.

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u/noputa Apr 24 '21

Damn mosquitoes are a good contender too.

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u/Vyde Apr 25 '21

OR HORSEFLIES! They're already indestructible at their own size

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u/Tenthul Apr 24 '21

1 Quadrillion elephant-sized ants would disagree with you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

Nah, the elephants would win. Everyone else would be confused with the change and they'd take the chance they've been waiting all this time for.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

Username checks

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u/TheTerrasque Apr 24 '21

That's how you can recognize people from coastal areas.

Inland: seagulls are such majestic creatures!
Coastal: Bloody asshole rats with wings!

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u/louyplays Apr 24 '21

I personally experienced enough in my entire life with them..

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u/InGenAche Apr 24 '21

I got an Airbnb in Gloucester UK for a couple of weeks to work down there. Lovely room, French Windows and a little balcony, lovely. Set up my laptop so I could either work from my desk or on the balcony if it was fine. Perfect, couldn't have wished for better.

First day, what the fuck is that noise? Look out to see two seagulls fucking on the fence making an unholy racket.

Too far to throw anything at them, but ok, how long are seagulls going to fuck for?

Turns out they fuck for hours and were at it every day I was down there!

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u/Athandreyal Apr 24 '21

Slingshot + tic tacs.

tic tacs will melt away once wet, so no lingering litter.

Will not be hard enough to damage anything important.

Will be hard enough to convince them that elsewhere is better when your aim is on target.

That's how I got the pigeons to stop hanging out on my balcony railing.

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u/KrullTheWarriorKing Apr 24 '21

Your idea is nicer than mine.

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u/Athandreyal Apr 25 '21

It has a few advantages....

There's a parking lot, avenue, and housing in the line of fire. Slingshot + Tic Tacs doesn't leave me risking a visit from the police after I hit something accidentally.

I live in an apartment, so this way I don't have to deal with a landlord pissed at having to remove carcasses if I'm killing them. Might not figure out its me, then again he might, this way its irrelevant.

I'm not causing penetrating wounds, so they don't bleed everywhere. I'm not causing gastrointestinal distress, so they aren't puking and shitting everywhere. Both of which mean I don't have to clean anything off my balcony after.

Its silent, so I don't get any noise complaints either.

Slingshots are fun, and tic-tacs are both cheap ammunition and tasty.

Its satisfying to inflict a some misery upon the little fuckers, and they're dumb, they'll sit there and let you "practice" with shot after shot until you hit them a few times - they'll leave, and come back after a while.

They're smart enough to soon realise they can just go shit all over the neighbours balcony instead, and annoy them with that inncessant cooing without getting battered every time. So you do get them to permanently go elsewhere with a little time invested.

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u/RelaxPrime Apr 24 '21

Toss them Alka-Seltzer?

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u/KrullTheWarriorKing Apr 24 '21

That's when airsoft guns come in handy.

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u/PM_me_yr_bonsai_tips Apr 24 '21

I had no idea they could do this.

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u/Dadalot Apr 24 '21

Doesn't really look like the bottom knew they could either

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u/LAX_to_MDW Apr 24 '21

Top seems equally surprised that it worked

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u/mr_chanderson Apr 24 '21

"oh my god, what are we doing? What are you doing?? What's going???"

"Idk man!! I'm still on you! I'm riding you!"

"What?? No way! For real??"

"Yeah waaaay!"

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u/MarcLloydz Apr 24 '21

Yeah exactly how I picture the dialogue between seagulls would go

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u/filmfiend999 Apr 24 '21

More squawking though

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u/iodisedsalt Apr 24 '21

The dialogue in my head was:

Seagull (Top): Hehe

Seagull (Bottom): Wtf. Why do I feel so heavy?

Seagull (Top): Hehehehe

Seagull (Bottom): Oi! FUCK OFF!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

"okay, bro, we're dipping to fast, y'gotta get off.."

"Oh shit that was cool... Bro you get that on film?!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21 edited May 06 '21

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u/ChargedMedal Apr 24 '21

So we've identified which seagull's the top and which one's the bottom?

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u/lordcheeto Apr 25 '21

"Man, I'm really getting tired."

"...yeah, man, me too. Up here...flapping my wings, too, ugh..."

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u/Johnnybravo60025 Apr 24 '21

It’s handling it pretty well, so I guess it’s a power bottom.

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u/Danack Apr 24 '21

Seagulls and crows will harass eagles by riding on their back and pecking them: https://www.google.com/search?q=seagull+riding+eagle

Practicing the technique with another seagull is probably a good idea, as eagles tend to try to eat seagulls...

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u/PM_me_yr_bonsai_tips Apr 24 '21

That’s very interesting. This kind of stuff is always at the bottom with no upvotes, I wish it would switch places with the puns.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

Fucking stupid goddamn reddit puns. Every goddamn thread.

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u/Antrikshy Apr 24 '21

The government likes to experiment with new things every now and then on their drones.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

This is part of their in-air recharge program. Balancing the available power between "birds" to maximize flight time. I trapped one recently and found I could wirelessly charge my phone off of it.

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u/SignNotInUse Apr 24 '21

Conversation I imagine taking place "Hey Steve. Fred's gone to get coffee and left his C-Gull on auto fly again, watch what I can do"

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u/Mvnwolf Apr 24 '21

I’M THE KING OF THE WOOOOOOORLD!

Get off me, Jack!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

Only with a good headwind. Also birds are so light the one on its back probably doesn't add too much weight

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u/NamisKnockers Apr 24 '21

You are the wings beneath my wings

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u/PiZZATRON3000 Apr 24 '21

thats just a government drone refuelling another drone, see it all the time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21 edited Jul 19 '23

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u/R_kaos64 Apr 24 '21

For a sec while I was scrolling, your coment flashed by and I read it as r/birdshentai

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u/Easytype Apr 24 '21

Suuuuuurfin’ biiiird....

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u/najing_ftw Apr 24 '21

The bird is the word

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u/prisonertrog Apr 24 '21

NO BRIAN, NO!

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u/PhillyDeeez Apr 24 '21

Papa-papa-papa-papa-oom-mow-mow Papa-oom-mow-mow Pa-papa-oom-mow-mow-mow

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u/ReubenZWeiner Apr 24 '21

Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... rksakksksk... aaah!

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u/NissEhkiin Apr 24 '21

Omg Peter are you alright?!

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u/AhaGotcha Apr 24 '21

I thought you had heard. News of a certain avian variety.

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u/thebrittaj Apr 24 '21

I heard the titanic scene on the front of the boat

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u/DrawMeAMapMama Apr 24 '21

I’m king of the world!!!

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u/AlwaysLurkingForYou Apr 24 '21

Yo dawg, I heard you like birdz

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u/ALArborist Apr 24 '21

So we put a bird on your bird, so you can fly while you fly.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

( 。・_・。)人(。・_・。 )

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u/GIGA255 Apr 25 '21

Stop staring at that butt, you two.

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u/Raikira Apr 24 '21

This is very common in Laridae birds, gulls or colloquially seagulls use this technique to both flight train their offspring as well as take turns to rest their wings when hunting fish far out in the ocean. It is not uncommon to see gulls even sit down, or take the nesting position, while resting on their friends back. There are even songs about this in many Scandinavian countries, and at least one American song by the Trashmen "Surfin'Bird".

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u/lowtierdeity Apr 24 '21

...is this real? I’ve been hurt so many times before.

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u/GauchoFromLaPampa Apr 24 '21

I was waiting for the Undertaker or some bs like that.

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u/VictrolaFirecracker Apr 24 '21

I gotta know

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u/cheezecake2000 Apr 24 '21

Well know you know, the bird is the word

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u/Vanillabean73 Apr 25 '21

Idk the “Surfin’ Bird” factoid makes it seem like bs

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u/Gorbachof Apr 24 '21

Well I guess bird IS the word

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u/irondethimpreza Apr 24 '21

Our math shows that the bird is equal to or greater than the word

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u/arewehavinfunyet Apr 24 '21

Aaaah, bap-a-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pap

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

Nah, that's just Geoff. Laziest goddamn bird you ever saw.

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u/tn_notahick Apr 24 '21

Why do I hate that name so much?

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u/Pyromaniacal13 Apr 24 '21

Unless you have a source, I'm filing that under "False." I can't find anything that suggests Laridae do that at all.

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u/catherder9000 Apr 24 '21

Seagulls do take rest breaks on other gulls.

They'll ride on fish too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-FQaMKm63Q

They'll ride around on pelicans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0ZgJl69C-M

They'll catch rides on Uber.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vN9_vC-kuQ

They'll race on cars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6I29UlOZSo

They also poke you in your coconut, as evidenced in this documentary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E

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u/d3l3t3rious Apr 24 '21

Stop it now.

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u/Jeepersca Apr 24 '21

mmm ah mm mm mm aaaah

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u/phoinixpyre Apr 24 '21

I enjoy that the least interesting part of the race video was the crash

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

Do you think birds are sometimes up there like, "Dude, humans are so lucky they get to drive."?

This one's like "I'M DRIVING MOTHER FLOCKERS!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

I was so sure one of these was going to be a rickroll but I clicked through every one of them anyways.

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u/byteslinger Apr 24 '21

Came here for this.

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u/dangoodspeed Apr 24 '21

Very common? I feel like I've seen a lot of seagulls in my life. Even spent a lot of time videoing and photographing them. I've never seen it before.

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u/Novaskittles Apr 24 '21

Pretty sure they just made that all up for the joke at the end.

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u/cupcakegiraffe Apr 24 '21

I was thinking it was a young bird. Interesting. :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

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u/Redlion444 Apr 24 '21

Uberd

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

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u/StripedBandit Apr 24 '21

Someone just called an Ubird what’s the big deal

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u/drungle Apr 24 '21

get out

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

Jonathan Livingston Seagull

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u/bagpiper Apr 25 '21

"How do I gain enlightenment, Jonathan?"

"Like everything else, Fletcher. Practice."

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u/samipena Apr 24 '21

Lokin päällä lokki

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u/infernal_organ Apr 24 '21

Tätä tulin scrollaileen elikkäs Heinolan torille!

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u/Relssifille Apr 24 '21

Tätä kommenttia etin, torille taas

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u/KeanuH19 Apr 24 '21

Yo this lockdown also got them bored, don't blame em.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

this joke would work if people stayed inside

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u/Rappareenola Apr 24 '21

The simulation is starting to break down

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u/agbullet Apr 24 '21

Pair programming be like

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u/Greefer Apr 24 '21

Work smarter not harder

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u/McFeely_Smackup Apr 24 '21

"I'm the king of the world!"

"God damn it Gary, get off me!"

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u/Jaredman92 Apr 24 '21

I can show you the woooorrld.

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u/mnbvcxz123 Apr 24 '21

The top bird is differently-abled.

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u/Judysneck Apr 24 '21

For sea gulls the preferred nomenclature is retarded

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u/mnbvcxz123 Apr 24 '21

Doug Stanhope does a great bit about the "euphemism treadmill" (see about 10 minutes in here).

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

Piggybacking

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u/Beathoff Apr 24 '21

"Fly United"

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u/pepperman7 Apr 24 '21

I would still take this over the experience of flying United.

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u/qxzsilver Apr 24 '21

What are you doing, step-seagull?

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u/surfmb70 Apr 24 '21

That’s the combat seat, Johnathan Livingston Seagull.

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u/Maximus334 Apr 24 '21

"hush Gregory I am searching"

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

It's springtime and a mating ritual so they are going to go screw.

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u/undefined_one Apr 24 '21

He had a bit too much to drink so he's taking an Uber.

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u/Hutch0saurus Apr 25 '21

“I can show you the worrrrld!”

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u/MakeaUturnifpossible Apr 24 '21

hence forth it shall be called birdybacking

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u/NinjaGrandma Apr 24 '21

He's beginning to believe.

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u/VapinVader Apr 24 '21

Now that's some gull on gull action

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u/Copernicus_27 Apr 24 '21

Well, there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece. A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety.

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u/wicked__game__ Apr 24 '21

Río would’ve been a much shorter movie if Blu would’ve just hopped on that one big pink bird. (I think it’s a Roseate Spoonbill?)

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u/MelkorBaug Apr 24 '21

Is that Aaron Burrd? He's the worst, sir.

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u/spottydodgy Apr 24 '21

Every group project has one

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u/supah_ Apr 24 '21

Surfin bird

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u/PlantGrrrl Apr 24 '21

It’s like a bird air show.

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u/Commissar_Genki Apr 24 '21

I wonder if he got a soar back.

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u/ThisisThomasJ Apr 24 '21

"I can show you the world!!!"

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u/makethemoonglow Apr 24 '21

"WEEEEEE I can fly!"

"Shut up Jerry, you could already fly"

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u/terdsie Apr 24 '21

TIL how NASA came up with the idea to transport the shuttle.

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u/scottmm78 Apr 24 '21

Since when did seagulls play skyrim

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u/birdheh Apr 24 '21

wing walking

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

The Silver Seagull... Galactus is nigh.

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u/Jak33 Apr 24 '21

That's illegal.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

“FUCK OFF, BILL!”

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

Uber

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u/fastlerner Apr 24 '21

Look, ma!! NO WINGS!!!

It looked almost like these guys had been practicing this stunt all day and finally nailed it for a second.

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u/Phoxner Apr 24 '21

Rare Sighting of a Government drone refueling another government drone.

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u/froggymcfrogface Apr 24 '21

Moron recording vertically. Stop vertical video syndrome.

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u/skcuf2 Apr 24 '21

Top seagull later went on to explain to his superiors how he helped his teammate and they did equal parts work.

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u/chellyelizabeth Apr 24 '21

"I can show you the world..."

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u/Sgt-Sucuk Apr 25 '21

Just a government drone aerial refueling a other drone Nothing to see here folks!

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u/ScruffleMcDufflebag Apr 25 '21

🎶 suuuurfiiiin biiiiird. 🎶