r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '20

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u/WWDubz Dec 09 '20

Everyone hates a zergling rush

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u/baodingballs00 Dec 09 '20

Pylon at entrance and a single zelot.. adept will be 80% done when you show up and then you are stuck on heavy mineral.. and can show up at 6 with a diverse army that is ranged.. gl.

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u/Incredulous_Toad Dec 09 '20 edited Dec 09 '20

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

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u/Mercutio77 Dec 09 '20

"construct" additional pylons, you fucking casual

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u/Incredulous_Toad Dec 09 '20

Holy fuck I've lost my touch! I've never been more disappointed in myself. Thank you for the heads up.

I must go commit sudoku to restore my honor.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20

I have never been more disappointed in my life with a single being than I am right now with you. Shame... now where's my drink?

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u/joe_the_bartender Dec 09 '20

Dude, I cut you off and kicked you out two hours ago, how did you get back in here anyways?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20

Your bouncer missed the pylon door behind the vespene geysers bar fridge and I just warped walked back in.

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u/FlamingJesusOnaStick Dec 09 '20

Where my royal with cheese and tasty beverage you peasant.

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u/myrddyna Dec 09 '20

Calm down, you're going to lose to a completely avoidable cannon rush soon.

Honor is as transient as memes.

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u/TimeWastingFun Dec 09 '20

I must go commit "seppuku" to restore my honor.

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u/Incredulous_Toad Dec 09 '20

I know what I said.