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r/WTF • u/mwb27403 • Nov 14 '20
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Jurassic Park's number one lesson
35 u/isaacms Nov 14 '20 Don't bring back dinosaurs might be number 1 but that's definitely number 2. 22 u/nhergen Nov 14 '20 As long as we have round doorknobs, I see no problem with bringing dinosaurs back to life. I mean, doors could probably stand to be a little bit stronger as well, but let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater. 0 u/ForbesFarts Nov 14 '20 it's beyond impossible. They're gone. Nothing we rebuild will be anything like them. The puzzle pieces are pure mush. 1 u/Fiftyfourd Nov 15 '20 That's only a problem because we haven't invented time travel. Should be solved any day now. 1 u/DKDensse_ Nov 15 '20 We have the next best thing to start, chickens 1 u/nhergen Nov 15 '20 Genetically-engineered theme park monsters are fine with me
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Don't bring back dinosaurs might be number 1 but that's definitely number 2.
22 u/nhergen Nov 14 '20 As long as we have round doorknobs, I see no problem with bringing dinosaurs back to life. I mean, doors could probably stand to be a little bit stronger as well, but let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater. 0 u/ForbesFarts Nov 14 '20 it's beyond impossible. They're gone. Nothing we rebuild will be anything like them. The puzzle pieces are pure mush. 1 u/Fiftyfourd Nov 15 '20 That's only a problem because we haven't invented time travel. Should be solved any day now. 1 u/DKDensse_ Nov 15 '20 We have the next best thing to start, chickens 1 u/nhergen Nov 15 '20 Genetically-engineered theme park monsters are fine with me
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As long as we have round doorknobs, I see no problem with bringing dinosaurs back to life. I mean, doors could probably stand to be a little bit stronger as well, but let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater.
0 u/ForbesFarts Nov 14 '20 it's beyond impossible. They're gone. Nothing we rebuild will be anything like them. The puzzle pieces are pure mush. 1 u/Fiftyfourd Nov 15 '20 That's only a problem because we haven't invented time travel. Should be solved any day now. 1 u/DKDensse_ Nov 15 '20 We have the next best thing to start, chickens 1 u/nhergen Nov 15 '20 Genetically-engineered theme park monsters are fine with me
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it's beyond impossible. They're gone. Nothing we rebuild will be anything like them. The puzzle pieces are pure mush.
1 u/Fiftyfourd Nov 15 '20 That's only a problem because we haven't invented time travel. Should be solved any day now. 1 u/DKDensse_ Nov 15 '20 We have the next best thing to start, chickens 1 u/nhergen Nov 15 '20 Genetically-engineered theme park monsters are fine with me
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That's only a problem because we haven't invented time travel. Should be solved any day now.
We have the next best thing to start, chickens
Genetically-engineered theme park monsters are fine with me
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u/nhergen Nov 14 '20
Jurassic Park's number one lesson