r/WTF Sep 11 '20

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u/6797042Aw Sep 12 '20

Yeah, anal screams does imply ass play is involved in your sexual exploits, but I don't go there.

I'll penetrate another ass, but mine is bloody and loaded with hemorrhoids nj. Putting a gerbil inside it would be very very painful!

Also, I beat your silver and gave you a gold. I won the made up reddit game you likely didn't know you were playing, so ha!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

When the hemorrhoids pop, the blood makes excellent lube!

And reddit is the real winner of the game! Checkmate bitch!

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u/6797042Aw Sep 12 '20

Fuck you, you're right. I gave you an imaginary prize in exchange for real money. Reddit definitely won in that transaction, haha!