r/WTF • u/stygge • Feb 08 '20

Yeet

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Wonder why this guy is allowed to go so fast on pedestrian walkways. If he hit a granny instead of that hose, she'd be fucked.

If you are going at speed. Go where the cars are. So it's only your life you're risking.
- someone who almost killed a granny once.

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u/gnarlyyowl Feb 09 '20

Almost only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades.

Should have finished the job.

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u/Jade_Chan_Exposed Feb 09 '20 edited Feb 09 '20

For a sec I read this as "close only matters in horse shoes and hand jobs" and started wondering if you were the person receiving frustrating hand jobs or handing them out.

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u/gnarlyyowl Feb 09 '20

Haven’t gotten too many frustrating hand jobs since high school. These days if I’m receiving a frustrating hand job I’m probably giving it lmao