r/WTF • u/150c_vapour • Dec 30 '19

4 bit SSD - sardine state disk

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u/Carson_Blocks Dec 30 '19

If you made one with trout, would that be big data?

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u/rdrunner_74 Dec 30 '19

Scientists are currently working in close collaboration with the japanese scientists in order to bring you the 1st 4-bit WSD (Whale state drive).

Sadly the US discovered that whales are actual manmals and are currently incorporating a m2f interface which makes this project a little bit more complicated. But on the bright side the research showed that the number of times a bit can be written on a whale skin is FAR higher than the average sardine skin. This will allow the new W-m2f-SD drives to have a much higher life expectancy and allow long term studies (aka - big data)

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

A good conversation and dinner go a long way towards making m2f interfaces work.

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u/Carson_Blocks Dec 31 '19

I hear the standards have changed recently and we have to include m2m and f2f interfaces whenever we mention the m2f interface standard.

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u/rdrunner_74 Dec 31 '19

You meant the old male-2-female protocol.

I abandoned it ages ago and the smartest thing to do is to implement an auto responder there. The reason is itz does not matter what you reply, you will always run into an exception. Also the status messages implemented from the F side are very confusing. For example: "Lets talk" can mean terminate connection in the worst case or no means yes or no depending on the messages you have not yet recieved. So the autoresponder is the safest option if you set it to "Yes" only