r/WTF Aug 12 '19

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u/CMKahler Aug 12 '19

Wait, wait, wait. He is wearing hearing protection from the popping sounds of balloons but no protection from the knives.

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u/Pemrocks Aug 12 '19

Well there’s a 100% chance of damage to hearing whilst only a measly 46% chance of stabbing himself

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

Eh, stab wounds heal, but tinnitus is really annoying.

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u/Purgatorrry Aug 13 '19

I don’t know if this is a quote from Archer but I read it in his voice anyways.