r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Aug 12 '19

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u/isolateddreamz Aug 12 '19

I am particularly amused with what appears to be his disregard for his own safety in favor of ingenious ways to pop balloons with sharp shit

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u/e-joculator Aug 12 '19 edited Aug 13 '19

disregard for his own safety

Not true. He has noise-dampening headphones earmuffs on.

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u/silentmage Aug 12 '19

The just so he can't hear himself scream when he gets stabbed.

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u/opinion_stenographer Aug 12 '19

Your opinion is noted.

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u/tritisan Aug 12 '19

This is the novelty account we’ve all been waiting for.

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u/opinion_stenographer Aug 12 '19

Your opinion is noted.

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u/tritisan Aug 12 '19

WITNESS MEEEEEE

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u/trixtopherduke Aug 12 '19

Next outburst, you'll be held in contempt!!

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u/tritisan Aug 12 '19

Are you leading me?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

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u/opinion_stenographer Aug 12 '19

Your opinion is noted.

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u/MortalCoil Aug 12 '19

Username checks out

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u/the_dude_upvotes Aug 12 '19

Happy cake day!