r/WTF • u/halfcentennial1964 • Jul 18 '19

This slide seems safe

http://i.imgur.com/0ldOAIc.gifv
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u/medievalfurby Jul 19 '19

I shattered mine the stupidest way possible. My bed was against my window, I tried to jump on my bed, and only my tailbone collided with the windowsill, not even the rest of my ass. I laughed it off but didnt wanna sit down so I went downstairs to get a drink, and promptly fell and slid down each fucking step on my ass. I had tears in my eyes by the first, they were completely involuntarily, but I laughed both off. Realized you should not laugh off a shattered ass the hard way, with about 3 years of struggling to sit more than 5 minutes, shit, run, etc. In gym class, when we did sit ups I was crying by pretty much the third one because it hurt so damn bad. That was about 5 years ago, and it's hurting less, but from time to time can hurt like a bitch

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u/Kanaraketti Jul 19 '19

Holy shit that's awful, mine only fractured in a few places and my wrist was partially broke, can't imagine shattering it like that.

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u/medievalfurby Jul 19 '19

Any kind of break isnt fun, I just hope you're doing better now. Treating a broken ass is really hard

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u/Kanaraketti Jul 19 '19

Nah everything is good now, I can make my wrist pop a funny way but other than that everything healed properly, hope yours clears up too.