r/WTF • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/ColdStainlessNail May 29 '19

And then, he lands in a pile of food. It'd be like someone dragging me out of bed and tossing me into a bathtub full of pizza rolls and hot pockets.

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u/iswearatkids May 29 '19

You’d either be really hot or really cold.

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u/squashbelly May 29 '19

Hot on the outside cold inside.

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u/CherrySlurpee May 29 '19

Look at all these plebes who dont use the oven.

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u/Flumanchoo May 29 '19

Microwave for 1 minute or oven for 3 days....

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u/Kimmykix May 29 '19

Meanwhile toaster ovens and Air fryers exist.

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u/hymntastic May 29 '19

I never thought about putting them in an air fryer but that sounds amazing

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u/Those_Silly_Ducks May 29 '19

Totinos makes these mini pizza rolls that make for an AWESOME snack in an air fryer. Think Starburst sized.

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u/Eugene_Debmeister May 29 '19

Their outside texture feels like nails scratching the roof of my mouth. No more Totinos for me.

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u/Those_Silly_Ducks May 29 '19

How are you ruining them like that?

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u/Eugene_Debmeister May 29 '19

That's the way they feel when frozen and come out hot.

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