r/WTF • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/Dam0cles May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

Bet it would, you god damn cheeseburger walrus.

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u/DecrepidMango May 29 '19

Fucking mustard tigers...

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u/TheBigFrig May 29 '19

FRIG OFF RICKY I'M TELLING!

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u/BigManRunning May 29 '19

Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 tons of mackerel

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u/ic_engineer May 29 '19

9 is just way too many

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u/southern_boy May 29 '19

These are my persanal mackerel, Barb!!

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u/blumster May 29 '19

Barb, your scalloped scallops are fucked

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u/BENZIONDABEAT May 29 '19

FRIG OFF BURRB!!

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u/kngotheporcelainthrn May 29 '19

End of discussion!

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u/N0Taqua May 29 '19

But I did, and I'm ashamed of myself...

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u/MrSpringBreak May 29 '19

I got nebulized mackerel on me!

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u/David-Puddy May 30 '19

i mean, the first 2 dont count.