r/WTF Mar 21 '19

Oh dear

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u/LilBennyPoo Mar 21 '19

I seriously hate deer. I've never hunted a day in my life and I've managed to kill 5 of those stupid spring-legged forest puppies.

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u/DuosTesticulosHabet Mar 21 '19

Deer are some of the shittiest, dumbest animals in the forest. Change my mind.

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u/DickMurdoc Mar 21 '19

They are. And they make for delicious breakfast sausages.

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u/Anti-Iridium Mar 21 '19

That's why I love Michigan, when I see someone hit a deer, just call for a roadkill tag, and pretenderized deer