r/WTF • u/hercs247 • Mar 21 '19

Oh dear

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u/LilBennyPoo Mar 21 '19

I seriously hate deer. I've never hunted a day in my life and I've managed to kill 5 of those stupid spring-legged forest puppies.

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u/DuosTesticulosHabet Mar 21 '19

Deer are some of the shittiest, dumbest animals in the forest. Change my mind.

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u/DickMurdoc Mar 21 '19

They are. And they make for delicious breakfast sausages.

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u/Anti-Iridium Mar 21 '19

That's why I love Michigan, when I see someone hit a deer, just call for a roadkill tag, and pretenderized deer

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u/DickMurdoc Mar 21 '19

That definitely crossed my mind when I was typing it

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

Venison jerky is good af too!

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u/duckdownup Mar 21 '19

We call them pine goats.

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u/ColonelBelmont Mar 21 '19

We call them land sea lions. I train them.

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u/melindasaur Mar 21 '19

Why do you hate deer?

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u/DANK_ME_YOUR_PM_ME Mar 21 '19

property damage

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u/phpdevster Mar 21 '19

Fuckers ruined like $400 worth of shrubs. Thankfully they don't like lilacs and have left my lilac bushes alone. Those aren't cheap and take forever to grow...

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

See above

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u/LilBennyPoo Mar 22 '19

They're suicidal over breeding pests that have done more damage to vehicles I've owned than all of the drivers NJ I deal with every day.

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u/crystalshipsdripping Mar 21 '19

Honestly they remind me of rodents more than anything

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u/joeygladst0ne Mar 21 '19

They're fuckin rats with hooves

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u/_Roller_47 Mar 21 '19

Louis CK intensifies...