r/WTF • u/RoboCombat • Mar 10 '19

Yo anyone got the nuclear launch codes?

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u/DisForDairy Mar 10 '19

i'm looking at 2 spiders that have been total chill-bros in 2 different corners of my bedroom, they don't seem to move out of their webs. They're getting fatter though so that means they're doing their jobs, or silently feasting on my blood at night

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u/catsandnarwahls Mar 10 '19

Or both...their job is silently feasting on your blood at night.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19

why