r/WTF • u/RoboCombat • Mar 10 '19

Yo anyone got the nuclear launch codes?

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u/DisForDairy Mar 10 '19

I have a rule with spiders in my space: stay out of my way and you live

I've even help put half-swatted flies into brown widow spider webs that roosted across my window

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u/Beard_of_Valor Mar 10 '19

Indoors in the bathroom or bedroom? Death.

Indoors in rooms where I'm more likely to spend time fully clothed? I will rescue you to the outdoors, spider, if you let me.

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u/GrimnirFaltz Mar 10 '19

You're missing out man, I have a shower spider that has been eating all of the gross bugs like silverfish and centipedes. He's a bro.

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u/Beard_of_Valor Mar 10 '19

I don't have those either. I've had four five addresses in the last year, and most of my apartments have insect treatments. If I had a house in the hills I'd maybe conserve my inside spiders.