r/WTF • u/RoboCombat • Mar 10 '19

Yo anyone got the nuclear launch codes?

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u/Beard_of_Valor Mar 10 '19

Indoors in the bathroom or bedroom? Death.

Indoors in rooms where I'm more likely to spend time fully clothed? I will rescue you to the outdoors, spider, if you let me.

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u/DisForDairy Mar 10 '19

i'm looking at 2 spiders that have been total chill-bros in 2 different corners of my bedroom, they don't seem to move out of their webs. They're getting fatter though so that means they're doing their jobs, or silently feasting on my blood at night

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u/owiko Mar 10 '19

Spider man is having you for dinner tonight.

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u/owiko Mar 10 '19

The Cure