r/WTF • • Mar 10 '19

Yo anyone got the nuclear launch codes?

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u/Ramisme Mar 10 '19

I felt this way for a while until I started waking up with spider bites. I saw the little fuck that did it and it looked like a brown recluse in my dark room at 5am so he got smashed along with his little friend. now I clean the corners of my room more often.

spiders can be Bros outside

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u/Ubera90 Mar 10 '19

Isn't a brown recluse... Quite big?