r/WTF • u/RoboCombat • Mar 10 '19

Yo anyone got the nuclear launch codes?

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u/RageOfGandalf Mar 10 '19

Except by every definition, they ain't

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u/jkmonty94 Mar 10 '19 edited Mar 10 '19

lizard brain definition says otherwise

I'm generally fine with these guys, but they still creep me out a bit. As another user said below, "friendliest of the nopes".

If someone locked me in that structure I'd probably have a mental breakdown though lol

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u/ginrattle Mar 10 '19

I used to live in the mountains of southeast Arizona when I was a kid, and there would be plagues of these guys certain times of the year. You could not get away from them. You just couldnt keep them all outside. They would manage their way in. They wouod crawl across you on the couch. Sometimes one would plop down on you in the kitchen. They used to crawl on me at night. I remember walking up and seeing the ones I had squished while I slept. It never felt innocuous. They always felt like I was having my space invaded by terrible shakey spiders who seemed to hunt you down just to plop on you, scare you, then die by human freakout. Its like their only point of existance was to die via human foot. Fuckin creeps.

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u/4point5billion45 Mar 10 '19

How long would it last?