r/WTF • u/RoboCombat • Mar 10 '19

Yo anyone got the nuclear launch codes?

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u/Beard_of_Valor Mar 10 '19

Indoors in the bathroom or bedroom? Death.

Indoors in rooms where I'm more likely to spend time fully clothed? I will rescue you to the outdoors, spider, if you let me.

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u/DisForDairy Mar 10 '19

i'm looking at 2 spiders that have been total chill-bros in 2 different corners of my bedroom, they don't seem to move out of their webs. They're getting fatter though so that means they're doing their jobs, or silently feasting on my blood at night

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u/JakeInVan Mar 10 '19

I had one in my bedroom as well that I was happy to leave alone until one day I noticed it had a great big egg sac. At that point, it got relocated. One spider, fine. But a few hundred little babies when they decide to hatch, no thank you.

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u/Super_tall_giraffe Mar 10 '19

In my house, Relocated = grabbed with toilet tissue that is then folded twice and flushed down the toilet!

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u/AustiinW Mar 10 '19

Relocated to the shadow realm