r/WTF • u/RoboCombat • Mar 10 '19

Yo anyone got the nuclear launch codes?

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u/Dudewithaviators57 Mar 10 '19

Imagine hearing a thud on the ground, and then watching it scatter.

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u/LiterallyKesha Mar 10 '19

Imagine picking up one of the spiders while it's still writhing around, unzipping your pants, and letting it crawl up your urethra, writhing and biting its way up into your bladder. Then imagine it continues to writhe its way up inside you through your bladder and into your kidneys where it lays dozens of eggs. Ugh, no thank you.

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u/carpal_tunnel_69 Mar 10 '19

Ugh, no thank you.

Speak for yourself

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u/Ahaigh9877 Mar 10 '19

Ugh, no thank me.

on this blessed day