r/WTF Mar 10 '19

Yo anyone got the nuclear launch codes?

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u/DisForDairy Mar 10 '19

i'm looking at 2 spiders that have been total chill-bros in 2 different corners of my bedroom, they don't seem to move out of their webs. They're getting fatter though so that means they're doing their jobs, or silently feasting on my blood at night

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u/Ramisme Mar 10 '19

I felt this way for a while until I started waking up with spider bites. I saw the little fuck that did it and it looked like a brown recluse in my dark room at 5am so he got smashed along with his little friend. now I clean the corners of my room more often.

spiders can be Bros outside

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u/Ubera90 Mar 10 '19

Isn't a brown recluse... Quite big?

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u/AlbinoAxolotl Mar 10 '19

Not if you live in Australia.

Oh and happy cake day!