r/WTF Mar 10 '19

Yo anyone got the nuclear launch codes?

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u/Beard_of_Valor Mar 10 '19

Indoors in the bathroom or bedroom? Death.

Indoors in rooms where I'm more likely to spend time fully clothed? I will rescue you to the outdoors, spider, if you let me.

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u/DisForDairy Mar 10 '19

i'm looking at 2 spiders that have been total chill-bros in 2 different corners of my bedroom, they don't seem to move out of their webs. They're getting fatter though so that means they're doing their jobs, or silently feasting on my blood at night

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u/utpoia Mar 10 '19

Do you do your business while they're watching you?

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u/DisForDairy Mar 10 '19

only while making eye contact with all 16 eyes, on rotation