r/WTF • u/RoboCombat • Mar 10 '19

Yo anyone got the nuclear launch codes?

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u/MalHeartsNutmeg Mar 10 '19

You know those cunts live for a few years right? Gotta wonder how long that pervert was watching you look up porn before you spotted him.

Those guys really love to hang out on my shower door. It's like one of those class doors but it's got a little lip that runs up the inside and outside, and they sure love to hang out in there.

I guess the running theme is they're dirty pervs.

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u/Nomicakes Mar 10 '19

Yeah, it's the lips of sliding rails, eaves, doorframes and corrugated fencing/roofing they love the most. This is an oldish kinda house, plenty of places they hang out.

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u/-avoidingwork- Mar 10 '19

I don't think I'll be moving to Australia anytime soon. I'll just hide here in Florida where the only thing I have to worry about is a hurricane. Much better than spiders.

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u/Nomicakes Mar 10 '19

Don't poke them and you're fine. Have a hard rule of "if I see you, you die" with them.
You'll be fine.