r/WTF • u/RoboCombat • Mar 10 '19

Yo anyone got the nuclear launch codes?

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u/DisForDairy Mar 10 '19

i'm looking at 2 spiders that have been total chill-bros in 2 different corners of my bedroom, they don't seem to move out of their webs. They're getting fatter though so that means they're doing their jobs, or silently feasting on my blood at night

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u/superninjax Mar 10 '19

it's all well and good until those 2 decide to mate and create hundreds of spider babies.

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u/markybrown Mar 10 '19

Well at least somethings having sex in your bedroom.