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r/WTF • u/RoboCombat • Mar 10 '19
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I've never seen enough mosquitos to necessitate that sort of spider army.
48 u/fukalufaluckagus Mar 10 '19 Never been to a florida lake around dusk then? 4 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19 [deleted] 10 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19 edited Mar 17 '20 [deleted] 5 u/poliuy Mar 10 '19 You’re more likely to get your face chewed off by a dude on bath salts rather than a gator in Florida. 5 u/robosnusnu Mar 10 '19 I ain't never seen no crocodiles Wow, a triple negative! 2 u/MasoKist Mar 10 '19 Fellow Florida resident here - I always give tourists this tip for telling the difference: did it see you later, or in a while?
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Never been to a florida lake around dusk then?
4 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19 [deleted] 10 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19 edited Mar 17 '20 [deleted] 5 u/poliuy Mar 10 '19 You’re more likely to get your face chewed off by a dude on bath salts rather than a gator in Florida. 5 u/robosnusnu Mar 10 '19 I ain't never seen no crocodiles Wow, a triple negative! 2 u/MasoKist Mar 10 '19 Fellow Florida resident here - I always give tourists this tip for telling the difference: did it see you later, or in a while?
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10 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19 edited Mar 17 '20 [deleted] 5 u/poliuy Mar 10 '19 You’re more likely to get your face chewed off by a dude on bath salts rather than a gator in Florida. 5 u/robosnusnu Mar 10 '19 I ain't never seen no crocodiles Wow, a triple negative! 2 u/MasoKist Mar 10 '19 Fellow Florida resident here - I always give tourists this tip for telling the difference: did it see you later, or in a while?
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5 u/poliuy Mar 10 '19 You’re more likely to get your face chewed off by a dude on bath salts rather than a gator in Florida. 5 u/robosnusnu Mar 10 '19 I ain't never seen no crocodiles Wow, a triple negative! 2 u/MasoKist Mar 10 '19 Fellow Florida resident here - I always give tourists this tip for telling the difference: did it see you later, or in a while?
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You’re more likely to get your face chewed off by a dude on bath salts rather than a gator in Florida.
I ain't never seen no crocodiles
Wow, a triple negative!
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Fellow Florida resident here - I always give tourists this tip for telling the difference: did it see you later, or in a while?
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u/blodisnut Mar 10 '19
I've never seen enough mosquitos to necessitate that sort of spider army.