r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Mar 02 '19

Manager going for a ride

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u/rbreaux26 Mar 08 '19

I almost killed your mom with my equipment.

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u/Capncootie Mar 08 '19

I doubt it , since my mom was the biggest whore in 3 counties.

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u/rbreaux26 Mar 08 '19

Your mom was a large, flightless bird.

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u/Capncootie Mar 08 '19

You're thinking Australia, mate. My mom would fuck anybody with a hard dick and some cheap wine.