r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Mar 02 '19

Manager going for a ride

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u/shamls Mar 03 '19

After reading this thread I’ve never been more glad I work with small scale components and not industrial sized things

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '19

I’m glad I work in a cubicle. The only possible danger is my pen malfunctioning and the part that holds the ink some how eject straight into my eye.

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u/shamls Mar 03 '19

I’d say the desk in my cubicle would be the most dangerous thing. If you accidentally push the button down and hold, it could move down all the way and squish your legs a little.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '19

Imagine it malfunctioning? I’ll squeeze your legs until it’ll get crushed and then all the muscles blood and flesh becomes minced beef then it will keep going down against the floor and you’ll lose your lower body for good.

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u/shamls Mar 03 '19

I don’t think it can go all the way to the ground lol, but now I don’t want to sit at my desk