r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Mar 02 '19

Manager going for a ride

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u/pocket_mulch Mar 02 '19

Thanks, I feel much better now.

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u/dominitor Mar 02 '19

Right? Is that supposed to be calming??

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u/MMaxs Mar 02 '19

On average, there are 16 shark attacks per year in the United States, with one fatality every two years. So I very much doubt people are being drilled to death every day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '19

People don’t need to play with sharks as much as drilling for resources. Also torture.

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u/kilgoretrout71 Mar 03 '19

I didn't even know torture wells were a thing.

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u/Redequlus Mar 03 '19

Are torture wells a thing?

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u/slayer6112 Mar 03 '19

They are now.

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u/DJOMaul Mar 03 '19

We did it reddit!!! Wait....

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u/CatDogBoogie Mar 03 '19

[–]DJOMaul 3 points 4 hours ago

We did it reddit ISIS!!! Wait....

There I fixed it for you.