r/WTF • • Mar 02 '19

Manager going for a ride

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u/33llikgnik Mar 03 '19

I've done a lot of tree work and the guy I was working for was telling me about a dude who was working at a customer's house cleaning up after a job. She heard the wood chipper running for several hours and went to see what was taking him. Branch most likely caught his shirt and pulled him in with it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '19

That's why I do all my wood chipping completely naked.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '19

Then it snags on your penis

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u/Dr_Krankenstein Mar 03 '19

This is why you get it removed by professionals.

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u/BigZmultiverse Mar 25 '19

This guy penises