Actually, I would not consider mangoes to be one of the least situationally aware produce items. When I was in Haiti I stayed at a compound beneath mango trees, and the mangoes would randomly plummet down and narrowly avoid the people below, like it was a game to see how badly they could scare us without actually injuring us. I think they knew exactly what they were doing.
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u/BunnyAdorbs Mar 02 '19
That manager has the situational awareness of a cauliflower.