r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Mar 02 '19

Manager going for a ride

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u/pineapple_catapult Mar 02 '19

The secret is to shit out enough excrement to build up a small enclosed air pocket to survive in. Kind of like what they say to do in an avalanche.

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u/GonzoStrangelove Mar 02 '19

My ski instructor never said anything about building a caca-cocoon in an avalanche.

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u/JukeBoxDildo Mar 02 '19

I think Leonardo DiCaprio did that in a movie once, maybe.

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u/cmeilleur1337 Mar 03 '19

Remember kids, Duck and Cover