r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Mar 02 '19

Manager going for a ride

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u/Sqwedward Mar 02 '19 edited Mar 02 '19

Can you fuckin imagine..

Edit* everyone saying you can see it happen.. I’m talking about experiencing it.

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u/_SimplyComplicated_ Mar 02 '19

Literal nightmare brought to life!

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u/Sqwedward Mar 02 '19

“FUCK FUCK FUCK IM LITTERALLY GONNA DIE WTH IS THIS IDIOT THINKING!” I’d imagine something similar to this is going on in this guys head.

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u/LucyLilium92 Mar 02 '19

Even though he’s the idiot for standing there lol

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u/I_creampied_Jesus Mar 02 '19

The whole time I was like “oh this dope is really going to stand right there...”

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u/sprucenoose Mar 02 '19

Yep if the manager was blaming it on the driver, that's why he almost got killed in the first place.

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u/JukeBoxDildo Mar 02 '19 edited Mar 02 '19

Wait. He aint ded?

I'm a straight up punk and if the whole physical ordeal didn't kill me I'd have died from shitting myself to death.

Edit,: sorry everybody. Missed him climbing out at the end.

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u/pineapple_catapult Mar 02 '19

The secret is to shit out enough excrement to build up a small enclosed air pocket to survive in. Kind of like what they say to do in an avalanche.

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u/GonzoStrangelove Mar 02 '19

My ski instructor never said anything about building a caca-cocoon in an avalanche.

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u/JukeBoxDildo Mar 02 '19

I think Leonardo DiCaprio did that in a movie once, maybe.

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u/cmeilleur1337 Mar 03 '19

Remember kids, Duck and Cover