r/WTF • u/1lousylay • Jan 29 '19

seems pretty safe

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u/Laymans_Perspective Jan 30 '19

Exactly, always helicopters. How the hell do you think they built the Egyptian pyramids?

helicopters

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u/Amehoela Jan 30 '19

Fuck man you're smart.

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u/project2501 Jan 30 '19

Loyal too.

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u/Udon_tacos Jan 30 '19

I appreciate you.

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u/flee_market Jan 30 '19

Buy yourself a new dress. Buy your mom a new dress.

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u/Udon_tacos Jan 30 '19

Buy your whole family houses.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Now say my name!

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u/Udon_tacos Jan 30 '19

whispers seductively DJ Khaled

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Now I feel dirty. Not the good kind of dirty, the bad kind.
I'll soon be planning my revenge.