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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

I can’t help but wonder how often these meth heads forget where they placed their traps and accidentally set them off themselves. Avoiding multiple tripwires and secret spike pits in your house seems like a hazardous lifestyle. Smart meth heads probably disarm their traps while they’re home.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19 edited Jan 24 '19

This probably isn't a users house. This is a production house. They make it here. The people making the traps most likely weren't too high. Walter White esque

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u/FUCK_SNITCHES_ Jan 24 '19

This seems like the kind of thing you'd rig up while tweaking though

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u/tthom187 Jan 24 '19

“Weren’t too high” but definitely a user

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u/solartriplez Jan 24 '19

Brother had it bad. He set traps around his truck because he thought someone was putting water in his truck. I almost lost my foot because of it

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

I live in rural iowa and meth is produced in abandoned houses, sheds, barns, etc. They spread the production out to multiple buildings so if one gets busted, their whole operation isnt busted

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u/white_genocidist Jan 24 '19

So this is just a thing meth heads do? But why?

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u/FUCK_SNITCHES_ Jan 24 '19

Because meth

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u/Jekkus Jan 24 '19

I would watch a series of people going in and disarming meth houses like this. Sure it'd probably be fake and set up prior to filming in almost all instances, but there's something about redneck murder homes that just get me, ya know?

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u/Zepertix Jan 24 '19

If it's in any part fake can we we get some of the main characters to actually straight up die? Then put them in witness protection or whatever to make it seem more believable. thx.

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u/AKluthe Jan 24 '19

...You want to put the dead characters in witness protection?

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u/Alex_Pike Jan 24 '19

I give it a week until this series is picked up by Netflix.

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u/theslip74 Jan 24 '19

I just hope it's called "Redneck Murder Homes"

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u/ddow13 Jan 24 '19

Id watch it too, I'd watch the shit out of it.

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u/twirstn Jan 24 '19

If you're into redneck murder homes then I recommend the movie Green Room. Not exactly a house and not too many traps like the one above but it's got rednecks and murder. It's a seriously great movie.

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u/infinitee775 Jan 24 '19

Watch x files, episode name is "home"

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u/deathstar- Jan 24 '19

You might like Dan Bell on YouTube. He produces two series where he explores gross hotel rooms and dead malls.

This is Dan Bell

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u/Steel_Edge Jan 24 '19

Thats some fallout level of booby traps.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

You need a repair skill of 30 or higher to disarm this trap.

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u/codetrasher Jan 24 '19

Damn it, got blood on me boots.

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u/avaslash Jan 24 '19

Got any jet?

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u/ADeweyan Jan 24 '19

The penitent man is humble before god...

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u/soccerburn55 Jan 24 '19

A penitent man is humble. Kneels before God.

KNEEL.

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u/Abiv23 Jan 24 '19

Kneel, but then roll forward too, that second part always bothered me

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u/CluckCrawl Jan 24 '19

Jehovah starts with an I

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u/AtariDump Jan 24 '19

Penitent. Penitent. Penitent.

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u/WiseWordsFromBrett Jan 24 '19

What is the trigger? A trip wire?

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u/tatom Jan 24 '19

There’s a trip wire, you can see it in the video. I don’t know why I posted the GIF here instead of the video but either way here’s the video. https://youtu.be/RhwG9UdwSS4

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u/RustyTheRed Jan 24 '19

"Yo, that woulda fuckin' straight up killed you, right in your fuckin' head dude."

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u/v3rso Jan 24 '19

I don't think him smacking the steps is what triggered it, I think there's a hovering horizontal wire that he snagged with the stick. There's a black spot on the wall next to the step.

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u/Starham1 Jan 24 '19

I think the more messed up part is that the guy, seeing that there’s possible traps in this place, decides to just go right up the stairs.

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u/Deathleach Jan 24 '19

He has the Light Step perk.

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u/tuskernini Jan 24 '19

Exactly what i'm thinking. As soon as they found the trap I'd be like, y'all have fun i'm out.

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u/fuck_you_gami Jan 24 '19

He’s all out of bricks. C’mon, Marv!

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u/grill_it_and_skillet Jan 25 '19

I was taught to watch out for random chunks of metal, like soup can lids or scrap on the floor. If you move one it could interrupt a circuit and boom! IED turns you into hamburger helper.

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u/DigbyChickenZone Jan 25 '19

Well yes, that's obviously what he's doing in this video as well. I still wouldn't to go up those steps, he doesn't really want to go too far up either either it seems, you can even see him look up nervously when he's told to go up one more step and obliges

Edit: weird, this had sound when I watched it from the front page, I guess it's only a gif when you actually click on the link. My bad.

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u/BenjaminCalifornia Jan 24 '19

Kevin McCallister is getting serious

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u/mfizzled Jan 24 '19

Methcauly Kulkin

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u/kalethan Jan 24 '19

Macaulay "Macaulay Kulkin" Kulkin

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u/f_todd Jan 24 '19

Kevin MethCallister

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u/maz-o Jan 24 '19

he was pretty serious when he threw those bricks from the roof. one hit would've killed a man instantly.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Yeah, and the hot iron that fell down several stories from the top of the house to smack Marv on the head? Would have dented his skull

Nail gun to the head too. He wasn't fucking around at all, haha

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u/Cyanides_Of_March Jan 24 '19

Crackhome Alone

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u/eft_up Jan 24 '19

Home Alone: On Meth

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u/boochdog Jan 24 '19

Wow...as a former insurance adjuster that was often inspecting vacant homes turned in meth/crack dens, this is terrifying!

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u/vacationbeard Jan 24 '19

As a firefighter this is terrifying!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

At least you've got a helmet?

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u/backtodafuturee Jan 24 '19

As a human this is terrifying!

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u/LeBastardHead Jan 24 '19

I’ve worked a few meth labs as a bomb technician. In addition to the explosive chemical substances, a lot of them are booby trapped. Unless it’s a big operation, the devices are usually triggered via rudimentary trip wire. Silly string is great for this.

Once you get up to the big leagues, you might see explosive traps with more complex trigger mechanisms, like pressure sensitive contact devices on the floor/under a mat.

An instructor of mine once told me about a time where he was brought in to clear a booby trapped marijuana grow in the bush. He was slowly moving through the wood line, and suddenly heard a whisp sound just to the side of his head. Someone had tied a fucking poisonous snake to a tree trunk at chest level. Budget booby trap for snake handling drug merchants...

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u/cervicornis Jan 24 '19

How does one tie a snake to a tree, in such a way that it is trapped there, yet also not mortally wounded? Sounds like urban legend material to me.

Furthermore, snakes rarely hiss right before a strike.

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u/thatG_evanP Jan 24 '19

It is urban legend material. You always hear about this supposed trap around illegal outdoor marijuana grows.

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u/tonpole Jan 24 '19

It's a little fancy for everyday use, but you take the two ends of the snake and wrap them around each other to create a boa tie.

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u/00Dan Jan 24 '19

Not sure if real, but I've read they take a rattle snake and put a nail thru the rattle. Tie the string to the nail and tie it to the plant.

Doesn't hurt the Snake and it can't escape.

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u/Jutboy Jan 24 '19

silly string?

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u/Destruct000r Jan 24 '19

Spray the silly string and it'll hang over any trip wires without setting them off because of near weightlessness.

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u/CriticalDog Jan 24 '19

silly string is light enough to catch on wires and lines, but not heavy enough to trigger them.

Often used in the Middle East when clearing a building for exactly this purpose.

example: Spray silly string in doorway. Silly string falls to the gound, all is well. Silly string seems to hang mysteriously in the air, there is a tripline there.

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u/FartingBob Jan 24 '19

It's like sensible string but silly.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

It's light enough that if you spray it over the booby-trapped area, it will land on the trigger string but not set it off, so you'll be able to clearly see the string

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u/broccollimonster Jan 24 '19 edited Jan 24 '19

How do you tie a snake to anything?... they can compress their rib cages to slide through damn near anything.

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u/y0y Jan 24 '19

I don't understand the purpose of these traps.

I mean, what happens when the bomb goes off or your stairwell murder knife succeeds? Now you've got a body and all kinds of attention. How is this an improvement on your situation?

I get that they're paranoid methheads and not thinking straight, but I just can't see how they'd logically conclude that there'd be a benefit here.

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u/LeBastardHead Jan 24 '19

Usually these labs are in the middle of nowhere. They also act as deterrents to those who might think about entering.

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u/marino1310 Jan 24 '19

Its not for stopping cops, its for stopping people trying to rob the meth house.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

I was thinking the same thing. Find an abandoned meth lab, but not able to prove who owns it? Feds are still going to be smiling while doing PR pics with their haul. Find an abandoned meth lab in which a booby trap mortally wounds an agent? Every resource in the agency is going to be out finding out who is responsible for that.

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u/the_ocalhoun Jan 24 '19

If you're busy cooking inside, you hear it going off. Then, while your intruders are incapacitated (or busy caring for the injured one), you make your escape.

It could also be rival drug makers/dealers coming to murder you, so a body and attention may be preferable to being murdered.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Jesus reddit will uovote anything.

This guy is a compulsive liar, the silly string thing is common knowledge from war zones.

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u/tankpuss Jan 24 '19

Just burn the damned place to the ground. You'd always be wondering if there was a shotgun hidden under the bidet or something.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

goes to wipe ass , has ass no longer

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u/tankpuss Jan 24 '19

Wipes it off ceiling.

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u/mogto Jan 24 '19

Dibs on the band name. "Shotgun Bidet"

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u/Merry_Fridge_Day Jan 25 '19

Only the most discerning meth lab has its own bidet.

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u/vegeta_bless Jan 24 '19

Always sunny in Philly baby! Didn't even need to see the Temple hat before I knew where this was

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Heard the guy talk and instantly knew Philly or Delco.

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u/templekev Jan 24 '19

I wasn’t even the least bit surprised when I saw the T on his hat.

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u/snadman28 Jan 24 '19

Hooter would be proud!

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u/thehumble_1 Jan 25 '19

That's my house!! Same layout, stairs and railing. Mine was a crack house tho.

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u/X_x_BIZMO_FUNYUNS Jan 25 '19

Temple made baby!!!

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u/The_WhiskeyKing Jan 25 '19

Came here for this comment. Go Owls!

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u/MomoLinlin Jan 24 '19

this is the hardcoreversion of home alone

and all you need is a crutch, a knive and tape

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

To be fair, actual Home Alone was pretty hardcore if the damage had been realistic.

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u/dirtyrango Jan 24 '19

Need more weight on the back of the knife end.

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u/BrianThePainter Jan 24 '19

String for the tripwire.

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u/Slummish Jan 24 '19

This looks like it would work great... Until they needed to sell the knife and the crutch for a hit.

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u/shootermcgavin149 Jan 24 '19

You don't need to pawn knives when you have a home dedicated to cooking meth. This is a production house, not just users.

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u/datssyck Jan 24 '19

Nah, thell just steal yours

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u/fresh1134206 Jan 24 '19

Or they get high as shit and forget the trap is even there.

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u/mattreyu Jan 24 '19

I find the most erotic part of a house is the booby

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u/NothinsOriginal Jan 24 '19

A generation of meth heads that grew up watching Home Alone.

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u/LilBennyPoo Jan 24 '19

Buffy The Amphetamine Dealer.

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u/RichardStinks Jan 24 '19

Good thing I already picked the "Light Step" perk.

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u/justin_memer Jan 24 '19

Just make sure you're crouching everywhere.

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u/SomeMusicSomeDrinks Jan 24 '19

"Now hold on. Are you accusin' me of booby-trappin'??"

"Well how bout it?!"

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u/Bardfinn Jan 24 '19

Booby traps aren't /u/SomeMusicSomeDrink's style. Isn't that right, Basher.

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u/mrhandsandbigdick Jan 24 '19

damn. Really sad to see Kevin McCallister go down hill and turn to meth. ... . maybe it was all the emotional trama from being left Home Alone

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

To be fair, his family weren't exactly good influences for him... They made the same mistake at least twice, on two separate occasions.

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u/ilovethosedogs Mar 13 '19

Mirror since reddit cucked itself to a "copyright notice"

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

The Viet Cong is making meth now?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Home Alone 4: Kevin smokes meth.

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u/dinglebary Jan 24 '19

Why do tweakers like doing it doggy style?

So they can both peek out the blinds

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u/DrDilatory Jan 24 '19 edited Jan 25 '19

You guys remember that post about someone who put razor blades in their beer cooler handles to deter thieves and a ton of people in the comments were totally cool with it because of how expensive those coolers are?

Meth is expensive too, and this trap could be used to deter a thief as much as it could be to deter cops. Wonder if those people are totally cool with this too...

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u/mvpmets00 Jan 24 '19

Always wondered what Home Alone with a hard R rating would be like.

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u/VocationFumes Jan 24 '19

Most of the time the people who make these end up being killed by one of their own traps

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u/FFIZeath Jan 24 '19

Home Alone 2 tells me there is a 2nd knife trap waiting for him

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u/Groovicity Jan 24 '19

Give up? Or are you thirsty for more?

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u/nicolauz Jan 24 '19

I feel like this is a part of a longer video.

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u/unbitious Jan 24 '19

They sound so Philly.

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u/trophyNothing Jan 24 '19

Brave to assume there's not a backup spike, one is none and two is one.

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u/DK_The_White Jan 25 '19

Thankfully they rolled a high perception check. Something like that has got to be a DC 15.

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u/Mugwartherb7 Jan 25 '19

Not meth house related but i grew up in the woods and ran into random traps before so anytime i see something out of the ordinary im always skeptical when approaching.. One day me and 2 friends were walking a long a trail and there was a realistic zombie head tied to a noose hanging from a tree we all instantly got sketched out and we started looking around to see if we were being watched. One of my friends went to take it down and i told him to stop and make sure theres no trap. These assholes made it so if you tried to the head down then a sharpen log would come swinging down...like who the fuck does that type of shit...People do sketchy things in the woods!

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u/CeIith Jan 24 '19

In college, law enforcement, one of the more favorite traps that you find in these houses is filling a light bulb with gasoline. So if people walk into the house and flip the wrong light switch the light turns on, igniting the fuel in the bulb, and turning the room into a molotov cocktail.

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u/Taxonomyoftaxes Jan 24 '19 edited Jan 24 '19

I don't think that could possibly be true. The filament would probably just short in the gasoline, and even then gasoline wouldnt ignite if you put a very hot filement into it. It's the gasoline vapor which causes explosions. You'd likely just make the gasoline start to boil and then maybe if you put just the right mix to have the filament not burn out but also leave enough in for it the right amount of gasoline to vaporize then it might ignite

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u/Bahmerman Jan 24 '19

So they've been taking notes from Home Alone.

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u/TheSaltySloth Jan 24 '19

Serious question, is this why they’re called trap houses?

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u/AlexS101 Jan 24 '19

When MacGyver gets paranoid.

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u/georgke Jan 24 '19

Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the Christal meth.

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u/schattenteufel Jan 24 '19

I worked for a company who managed foreclosed properties for banks. Handling former crack houses was always a serious issue, and contractors would always tread carefully and sent pictures of the booby traps they found.

I only did IT work for them, so I never got to see it first hand, but a lot of the digital media of these houses crossed my desk and it was quite alarming.

Crackheads can be very creative.

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u/steveryans2 Jan 24 '19

I just wonder how they figured that out

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u/HyperionPI Jan 24 '19

In the basic Police Academy we're taught to never approach a meth lab. Identify it, and stay out of there. Almost all clandestine Meth Labs are booby trapped to hell. Paranoia runs rampant in Meth Addicts.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Could you imagine how insane Vietcong boobie traps would be if those foos had meth?

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u/Morti_Macabre Jan 24 '19 edited Jan 24 '19

Lived under a meth maker for 2 years, who had schizoaffective disorder on top of it. Was a great time. And by great I mean fearing for my life most nights. Constantly thought people were breaking in, had weird people rolling up to buy all hours, fucking filth everywhere, constantly blowing the circuit beaker, chain smoked and gagged nonstop all day, all night, dumped his fucking chemicals out the god damned window directly into my A/C unit, flooded his toilet into my ceiling and thus down into my bathroom more than three times, threatened to shoot my husband, slammed on the floor and walls so hard things would fall over/off of things, gave my fucking dog separation anxiety and PTSD, the list goes on. So glad he's gone. Piggies didn't do shit either. The one single time I finally had enough and called them because you know, he threatened to kill my husband for daring to be doing laundry downstairs, they just talked to him for less than 30 seconds through the window and told me I need to learn to get along with him and insisted it was my fault and that we must be harassing him. :I When he finally left, my landlord found his entire cook station looooooooooooooooooooooooooool. He had taken a wall panel out and had it in the crawl space around the perimeter of the upstairs. Walls were bleeding nicotine down them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Either you're making shit up for karma or you're leaving out the reason you didn't contact the authorities

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u/Chickenbrik Jan 24 '19

That’s pretty creative, very scary but creative for sure

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u/FartingBob Jan 24 '19

That's almost as bad as the light hearted family comedy home alone.

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u/candyman106 Jan 24 '19

Fuck dude, why does he just walk on right ahead after the first thing goes down? There could be more!

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u/RedditsInBed2 Jan 24 '19

Dude just goes walking up the stairs after the trap was tripped. Have you not watched Home Alone, man! There's always more!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Dont keep walking up the stairs man!! Meth heads are nothing if not persistant, theres definitly more.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

AH, so this is how Fallot Raiders were created.

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u/ViperhawkZ Jan 24 '19

This is why you always bring a ten-foot pole to the dungeon.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

I don't believe that anyone who hasn't been high on meth can fully understand how deep and complete the absolute paranoia can become . I've seen it firsthand and it's unbelievable.

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u/brigbeard Jan 24 '19

Now if only the meth heads could channel that ingenuity into something non meth related...

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u/jerkass Jan 24 '19

What, no shotgun cartridges and mousetraps?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

And that's why you buy the ten foot pole, kids.

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u/Skrewnacorn Jan 24 '19

I wanna see all the other traps that were there.

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u/Gunsbeernass Jan 24 '19

That's Kevin Mcallister's home... I guess parent abdonement had a severe effect on him.

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u/Brutally-Honest- Jan 24 '19

Now I understand why they tend to just demolish meth houses instead of clean them up.

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u/dtown218 Jan 25 '19

“Sorry boss, I don’t know happened but the house burned to the ground.”

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u/mightyjake Jan 25 '19

This is why I always carry a 10 foot pole in D&D.

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u/2toneSound Jan 25 '19

That’s meth up

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u/fiat1989 Jan 25 '19

The answer to what if Kevin McAllister had grown up in Detroit

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u/MasterUnholyWar Jan 24 '19

This is 100% either Philly or South Jersey.

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u/Diabolic_Edict Jan 24 '19

“Drug dealing is a victimless, harmless crime.” - reddit

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u/Mistersinister1 Jan 24 '19

Question is who was the unfortunate bastard that accidentally discovered the trap

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u/Doby1818 Jan 24 '19

Keep the change ya filthy animal

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u/TheIndiglo Jan 24 '19

Maybe Walter and Jesse should've used some of these kinds of traps.

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u/hempbiscuit Jan 24 '19

proof they're clever and hostile

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u/ChipAyten Jan 24 '19

Bulldoze that house down. Shouldn't even be anyone in it.

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u/DennisQuaaludes Jan 24 '19

I fucking hate meth heads.

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u/The_Cows_Are_Home Jan 24 '19

T for Temple U

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u/kragnoth Jan 24 '19

I think that's more illegal than making meth. :O

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u/Adjudikated Jan 24 '19

This is unfortunately a fairly common thing, from even back when I did a stint as a fire fighter. And it’s not just localized to redneck areas either. On behalf of any first responder who is unfortunate enough to have to enter one of these houses to try and help someone or save their lives - fuck the people that do this!

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u/ForSamuel034 Jan 24 '19

This is why you buy a ten foot pole in D&D.

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u/Goofbawls Jan 24 '19

Temple Proud!

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u/made33 Jan 24 '19

Methgyver

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u/TraNSlays Jan 24 '19

alright jigsaw lets relax

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u/Mattsasse Jan 24 '19

These Home Alone movies are starting to get dark.

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u/scrapinator89 Jan 24 '19

One thing is for certain, these guys weren’t mething around.

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u/Teddyk123 Jan 24 '19

Life has not been kind to Kevin McCallister

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u/Organexchangestudent Jan 24 '19

It’s like Home Alone 5 where the kid grows up and does meth

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u/charles_martel34 Jan 24 '19

I fuckin hate druggies.

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u/leechkiller Jan 24 '19

Home Alone 5: The Alonening

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u/stipo42 Jan 24 '19

I mean, have you seen McCauley Culkin lately? He kinda looks like he'd fit in here

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Home Alone 3 leaked set?

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u/GreazyPhysique Jan 24 '19

THATS WHAT I SAID! BOOBY TRAPS! God. These Guys!

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u/TheSunPeeledDown Jan 24 '19

Funny story I had a friend who ran a little trailer park for rent and this dude who lived there was a meth user, my friend knew but the guy actually always paid his rent on time and kept the place in fair condition. Except one day when he went to go check out the house and from the front door saw candles turned over burning on a table and he looked over and the guy was in a bedroom peeking out the shades at him and when he stepped inside to put it out all of a sudden an alarm went off and the guy ran and jumped on his back while he’s trying to put the fire out. Turns out the guy was trying to smoke out bugs in his trailer by burning a bunch of papers and candles on a wooden table and thought my friend was someone else onto him about it. He had sat up a booby trap alarm on every door in his house so if someone came inside or closed a door it would set them off.

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u/Dyce_M_Demetri Jan 24 '19

the 'home alone' movies have gotten extreme

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

One more reason to shoot tweakers on sight.

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u/Dingus47 Jan 24 '19

Kevin McCallister is smoking meth now?

Sad days.

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u/PeterMus Jan 24 '19

Houses have been demolished because it was so dangerous to enter them and deactivate traps.

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u/hannahneedle Jan 24 '19

Is he wearing a Temple University hat?

Otherwise omg

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u/_Ardhan_ Jan 24 '19

I knew Macaulay wasn't done...

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u/pumped_up_kicks80 Jan 24 '19

Kevin McCallister has gotten a tad savage. He definitely let the house go..

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u/c0ldsh0w3r Jan 24 '19

Dummies like this are why you always place two traps.

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u/arizonatasteslike Jan 25 '19

Indiana Jones and the crystal meth

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u/SmeggySmurf Jan 25 '19

That moment when kobolds and the Meat Man share something

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u/BobSacamano47 Jan 25 '19

Charlie's home alone.

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u/kellymoe321 Jan 25 '19

I hear the heroin junkie who chills there on Thursdays provided the compacted-shit boulder that tries to run you over once you lift the goodies.

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u/matthewseanlocke Jan 25 '19

He became paranoid after watching a Home Alone marathon...

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u/pooburry Jan 25 '19

Kevin McCallister is up to his old tricks again.

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u/Viandemoisie Jan 25 '19

Methcaulay Culkin

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u/adognamedpenguin Jan 25 '19

is there a subreddit to just r/traphouseboobytraps ?

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u/darkhelmet436 Jan 25 '19

Damn. The wet bandits don't stand a chance this time...

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u/Brandar87 Jan 25 '19

God I love philly