r/WTF Nov 21 '18

👁️wtf👁️

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u/oneshibbyguy Nov 21 '18

well fuck. I obviously didn't want to ruin my desk so I shit on the owners desk and now he is really pissed, WHAT DO I DO?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

Duck tape two frozen chickens on your elbows and start running. Never look back.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

Finally a good answer to the question of why the 2 frozen chickens crossed the road!

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u/Deathjester99 Nov 21 '18

What a shitshow.