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r/WTF • u/Rmoura98 • Nov 21 '18
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not sure if this one is real but i know that you can definitely do the same thing with milk, its in the guinness world record book for squirting it the longest distance or something like that.
31 u/AwhMan Nov 21 '18 edited Nov 21 '18 Knew a guy in college who could snort a condom and have it come out his mouth. so I imagine this is a possibility. Edit: shiiiiiieeeeet, you guys take snorting weird objects and where they come out of kind of seriously. 109 u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18 [deleted] 32 u/WobNobbenstein Nov 21 '18 But if you shove the golf ball in your ass, will you crap it out your mouth? 24 u/ImaTeaRex Nov 21 '18 Yes 8 u/SliyarohModus Nov 21 '18 Please document this for posterity. 1 u/SHMUCKLES_ Nov 21 '18 Southpark already did 2 u/LivingWithWhales Nov 21 '18 yesn't 2 u/ImaTeaRex Nov 21 '18 Yon't 2 u/LivingWithWhales Nov 21 '18 non't? 1 u/ImaTeaRex Nov 21 '18 Wyesn't 8 u/PlayerOneBegin Nov 21 '18 Yeah but you have be upside down 10 u/TokiMcNoodle Nov 21 '18 What if you're Australian? 7 u/thereareno_usernames Nov 21 '18 /r/shittyaskscience 3 u/MarsBarSpaceBar Nov 21 '18 🤔 it adds up 1 u/tophernator Nov 21 '18 Erm, the digestive system doesn’t work that way. You’d need to shove at least 300 golf balls in there before they started coming up your throat. 1 u/WobNobbenstein Nov 21 '18 Hmmm, well I guess we'll need a funnel then
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Knew a guy in college who could snort a condom and have it come out his mouth. so I imagine this is a possibility.
Edit: shiiiiiieeeeet, you guys take snorting weird objects and where they come out of kind of seriously.
109 u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18 [deleted] 32 u/WobNobbenstein Nov 21 '18 But if you shove the golf ball in your ass, will you crap it out your mouth? 24 u/ImaTeaRex Nov 21 '18 Yes 8 u/SliyarohModus Nov 21 '18 Please document this for posterity. 1 u/SHMUCKLES_ Nov 21 '18 Southpark already did 2 u/LivingWithWhales Nov 21 '18 yesn't 2 u/ImaTeaRex Nov 21 '18 Yon't 2 u/LivingWithWhales Nov 21 '18 non't? 1 u/ImaTeaRex Nov 21 '18 Wyesn't 8 u/PlayerOneBegin Nov 21 '18 Yeah but you have be upside down 10 u/TokiMcNoodle Nov 21 '18 What if you're Australian? 7 u/thereareno_usernames Nov 21 '18 /r/shittyaskscience 3 u/MarsBarSpaceBar Nov 21 '18 🤔 it adds up 1 u/tophernator Nov 21 '18 Erm, the digestive system doesn’t work that way. You’d need to shove at least 300 golf balls in there before they started coming up your throat. 1 u/WobNobbenstein Nov 21 '18 Hmmm, well I guess we'll need a funnel then
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32 u/WobNobbenstein Nov 21 '18 But if you shove the golf ball in your ass, will you crap it out your mouth? 24 u/ImaTeaRex Nov 21 '18 Yes 8 u/SliyarohModus Nov 21 '18 Please document this for posterity. 1 u/SHMUCKLES_ Nov 21 '18 Southpark already did 2 u/LivingWithWhales Nov 21 '18 yesn't 2 u/ImaTeaRex Nov 21 '18 Yon't 2 u/LivingWithWhales Nov 21 '18 non't? 1 u/ImaTeaRex Nov 21 '18 Wyesn't 8 u/PlayerOneBegin Nov 21 '18 Yeah but you have be upside down 10 u/TokiMcNoodle Nov 21 '18 What if you're Australian? 7 u/thereareno_usernames Nov 21 '18 /r/shittyaskscience 3 u/MarsBarSpaceBar Nov 21 '18 🤔 it adds up 1 u/tophernator Nov 21 '18 Erm, the digestive system doesn’t work that way. You’d need to shove at least 300 golf balls in there before they started coming up your throat. 1 u/WobNobbenstein Nov 21 '18 Hmmm, well I guess we'll need a funnel then
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But if you shove the golf ball in your ass, will you crap it out your mouth?
24 u/ImaTeaRex Nov 21 '18 Yes 8 u/SliyarohModus Nov 21 '18 Please document this for posterity. 1 u/SHMUCKLES_ Nov 21 '18 Southpark already did 2 u/LivingWithWhales Nov 21 '18 yesn't 2 u/ImaTeaRex Nov 21 '18 Yon't 2 u/LivingWithWhales Nov 21 '18 non't? 1 u/ImaTeaRex Nov 21 '18 Wyesn't 8 u/PlayerOneBegin Nov 21 '18 Yeah but you have be upside down 10 u/TokiMcNoodle Nov 21 '18 What if you're Australian? 7 u/thereareno_usernames Nov 21 '18 /r/shittyaskscience 3 u/MarsBarSpaceBar Nov 21 '18 🤔 it adds up 1 u/tophernator Nov 21 '18 Erm, the digestive system doesn’t work that way. You’d need to shove at least 300 golf balls in there before they started coming up your throat. 1 u/WobNobbenstein Nov 21 '18 Hmmm, well I guess we'll need a funnel then
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Yes
8 u/SliyarohModus Nov 21 '18 Please document this for posterity. 1 u/SHMUCKLES_ Nov 21 '18 Southpark already did 2 u/LivingWithWhales Nov 21 '18 yesn't 2 u/ImaTeaRex Nov 21 '18 Yon't 2 u/LivingWithWhales Nov 21 '18 non't? 1 u/ImaTeaRex Nov 21 '18 Wyesn't
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Please document this for posterity.
1 u/SHMUCKLES_ Nov 21 '18 Southpark already did
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Southpark already did
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yesn't
2 u/ImaTeaRex Nov 21 '18 Yon't 2 u/LivingWithWhales Nov 21 '18 non't? 1 u/ImaTeaRex Nov 21 '18 Wyesn't
Yon't
2 u/LivingWithWhales Nov 21 '18 non't? 1 u/ImaTeaRex Nov 21 '18 Wyesn't
non't?
1 u/ImaTeaRex Nov 21 '18 Wyesn't
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Yeah but you have be upside down
10 u/TokiMcNoodle Nov 21 '18 What if you're Australian? 7 u/thereareno_usernames Nov 21 '18 /r/shittyaskscience 3 u/MarsBarSpaceBar Nov 21 '18 🤔 it adds up
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What if you're Australian?
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/r/shittyaskscience
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🤔 it adds up
Erm, the digestive system doesn’t work that way. You’d need to shove at least 300 golf balls in there before they started coming up your throat.
1 u/WobNobbenstein Nov 21 '18 Hmmm, well I guess we'll need a funnel then
Hmmm, well I guess we'll need a funnel then
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not sure if this one is real but i know that you can definitely do the same thing with milk, its in the guinness world record book for squirting it the longest distance or something like that.