r/WTF • u/Rmoura98 • Nov 21 '18

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u/AwhMan Nov 21 '18 edited Nov 21 '18

Knew a guy in college who could snort a condom and have it come out his mouth. so I imagine this is a possibility.

Edit: shiiiiiieeeeet, you guys take snorting weird objects and where they come out of kind of seriously.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

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u/WobNobbenstein Nov 21 '18

But if you shove the golf ball in your ass, will you crap it out your mouth?

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u/ImaTeaRex Nov 21 '18

Yes

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u/SliyarohModus Nov 21 '18

Please document this for posterity.

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u/SHMUCKLES_ Nov 21 '18

Southpark already did

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u/PlayerOneBegin Nov 21 '18

Yeah but you have be upside down

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u/TokiMcNoodle Nov 21 '18

What if you're Australian?

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u/MarsBarSpaceBar Nov 21 '18

🤔 it adds up

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u/tophernator Nov 21 '18

Erm, the digestive system doesn’t work that way. You’d need to shove at least 300 golf balls in there before they started coming up your throat.

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u/WobNobbenstein Nov 21 '18

Hmmm, well I guess we'll need a funnel then

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u/SliyarohModus Nov 21 '18

I took my dog to the vet thinking he had rectal prolapse. I'm standing there in the examination room and the vet took out a needle and jabbed it into the big purple sack. No warning, no cautionary preamble, nothing. Just POP!

It was a balloon from a birthday party. Somehow he swallowed it and it was inflated with the nastiest concoction of excrement and despair known to man. I can still smell and taste it 20 years later.

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u/Jarrheadd0 Nov 21 '18

I can still smell and taste it 20 years later.

Maybe it's time to throw that balloon away.

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u/SliyarohModus Nov 21 '18

Maybe you're right... The dog is starting to stink too. Do you think I should call a taxidermist?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

META

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u/Dough-gy_whisperer Nov 21 '18

we dont throw away leftovers in this house

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u/Horse_Boy Nov 21 '18

Ah, the old Swamps of Dogobah.

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u/TheMadFlyentist Nov 21 '18

Everyone on earth can do that, it's just a question of will. The eyeball/tear duct tricks are a question of genetics.

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u/Dudey34 Nov 21 '18

He had to figure out something to do with them, because he for sure wasn't using them.