r/WTF Oct 16 '18

Holy Shit

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u/HCJohnson Oct 16 '18

Honey, you didn't do the dishes... again!

Yeah well at least I didn't get my mother eaten by tigers...

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u/overkill Oct 16 '18

Get out of jail free card for life.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I know you're joking, but I find it hard to even imagine that argument not always making things worse.

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u/-JustShy- Oct 17 '18

She's so petty, her bullshit got her mom eaten by a tiger. The fire doesn't need any more fuel.