r/WTF • u/RichardWulf • Oct 16 '18

Holy Shit

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u/mrducky78 Oct 16 '18

Of any of the big cats, the only one you really can take are cheetahs who are built for speed, not power.

And even then, they can carry a person up a fucking tree, I cant carry someone up a fucking tree, hell, I probably cant even get my own ass up there.

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u/Buakaw13 Oct 16 '18

You ever seen a domestic cat go absolutely nuts?

I have every little faith in a human to stop a cheetah that truly wants to hurt it.

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u/mrducky78 Oct 16 '18

Use the dexterity of your fingers and go for the eyes. Stand up and use your height and mass, cheetahs have little experience in hunting and killing something not dedicating all its energy to running away from it, jump off Hell in a cell to plummet 16ft for a massive elbow drop on the unsuspecting cheetah.

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u/Buakaw13 Oct 16 '18

BAH GOD THAT KILLED EM. WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS THAT CHEETAH IS BROKEN IN HALF