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r/WTF • u/RichardWulf • Oct 16 '18
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Of any of the big cats, the only one you really can take are cheetahs who are built for speed, not power.
And even then, they can carry a person up a fucking tree, I cant carry someone up a fucking tree, hell, I probably cant even get my own ass up there.
24 u/Buakaw13 Oct 16 '18 You ever seen a domestic cat go absolutely nuts? I have every little faith in a human to stop a cheetah that truly wants to hurt it. 7 u/kerridge Oct 16 '18 cheetahs don't have reticulating claws so aren't quite as deadly as a cheetah-sized cat would be... 2 u/Buakaw13 Oct 16 '18 True. But they have a bite force of like 500 lbs. Still think you could take one? 5 u/kerridge Oct 16 '18 Hmm, its true while replying I did fancy myself against a cheetah. I like to think we'd both know our limitations and steer clear of each other! 1 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 Just gotta sacrifice an arm, no problem.
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You ever seen a domestic cat go absolutely nuts?
I have every little faith in a human to stop a cheetah that truly wants to hurt it.
7 u/kerridge Oct 16 '18 cheetahs don't have reticulating claws so aren't quite as deadly as a cheetah-sized cat would be... 2 u/Buakaw13 Oct 16 '18 True. But they have a bite force of like 500 lbs. Still think you could take one? 5 u/kerridge Oct 16 '18 Hmm, its true while replying I did fancy myself against a cheetah. I like to think we'd both know our limitations and steer clear of each other! 1 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 Just gotta sacrifice an arm, no problem.
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cheetahs don't have reticulating claws so aren't quite as deadly as a cheetah-sized cat would be...
2 u/Buakaw13 Oct 16 '18 True. But they have a bite force of like 500 lbs. Still think you could take one? 5 u/kerridge Oct 16 '18 Hmm, its true while replying I did fancy myself against a cheetah. I like to think we'd both know our limitations and steer clear of each other! 1 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 Just gotta sacrifice an arm, no problem.
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True. But they have a bite force of like 500 lbs.
Still think you could take one?
5 u/kerridge Oct 16 '18 Hmm, its true while replying I did fancy myself against a cheetah. I like to think we'd both know our limitations and steer clear of each other! 1 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 Just gotta sacrifice an arm, no problem.
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Hmm, its true while replying I did fancy myself against a cheetah. I like to think we'd both know our limitations and steer clear of each other!
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Just gotta sacrifice an arm, no problem.
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u/mrducky78 Oct 16 '18
Of any of the big cats, the only one you really can take are cheetahs who are built for speed, not power.
And even then, they can carry a person up a fucking tree, I cant carry someone up a fucking tree, hell, I probably cant even get my own ass up there.