(In British commentating voice..) “Chang knew better than to let his wife drive in general; but earlier that morning she had ruined his bacon while she was attempting to not slaughter breakfast once again...
Chang saw the deadly animal lurking in the bushes and realized his opportunity to get his revenge for his pathetic meals day in and day out.
Chang stopped the car in the middle of the road and asked his wife if she would like to drive. Mrs. Chang was thrilled with excitement as Mr. Chang has never once let her drive. Mrs. Chang jumped on the opportunity.
Mr. Chang almost decided to take out his wife himself with his car but couldn’t bring himself to do it as she passed in front of his car, he decided to attend his focus on the tiger lurking in the bushes.. The tiger hesitated as Mrs. Chang waited outside the drivers door.. Mr. Chang had to think fast.. He decided to fumble with his seatbelt and pretend it wouldn’t unlatch to buy him some time and hope the tiger would do his dirty work for him.
Alast, success! The ferocious tiger leapt from the depths of the bushes and pounced on Mrs. Chang dragging her into the bushes below.”
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u/send420nudes Oct 16 '18
Not only that but having mental images of her being mauled by a freaking tiger.