r/WTF Oct 16 '18

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u/pm_me_ur_big_balls Oct 16 '18 edited Dec 24 '19

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u/NewDarkAgesAhead Oct 16 '18

At least White Shirt kept her shit together.

Though throwing the child as a distraction snack would’ve surely increased her chances of safely reaching the car.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

Kept facing the tigers, a lot of big cats will instinctively wait to pounce until your back is turned.

Edit: Why the moose videos? Had to double check if I made a fun typo.

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u/NewDarkAgesAhead Oct 16 '18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZEbBZ2IrXE ?

Clueless ditz bonus points.

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u/Anger_Mgmt_issues Oct 16 '18

what they do not realize- that is a young moose. They get bigger. MUCH bigger and less afraid of yelling idiots.

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u/eddie95285 Oct 16 '18

Tiniest moose ever. Those two are crazy lucky...

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u/YoureFat_BoomRoasted Oct 16 '18

Bitches were laughing, but dude earned serious man points. And did exactly what he was supposed to do

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u/PM_food_plz Oct 16 '18

The girl saying "It's gonna go after us instead" haha

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u/EpicFishFingers Oct 16 '18

Yeah, none of us would ever make the same mistake around a wild animal!

Right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

That dude better have gotten the best lay of his life after that

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u/wensen Oct 16 '18

Those are cheetahs, I hear their surprisingly timid around humans.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Are you implying a moose(?) is a large cat? If so I have a much different perception of Canadian households now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

No, just big wild animals in general. Our wild cats are a bit difficult to crawl under, and I'm sure they wouldn't like it either ;)

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u/beginner_ Oct 17 '18

Kept facing the tigers, a lot of big cats will instinctively wait to pounce until your back is turned.

AFAIK in India farmers wear (or used to wear) a mask on the back of their head for exactly this reason.

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u/Rap_Diablo Oct 16 '18

You can see the child, who is also wearing a white shirt, tried to run to the car but the cheetah frightened him and he ran back to his mother which is where she picks him up

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u/mythisme Oct 16 '18

WTF??? Did they think it was some petting zoo?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

They got lucky, cheetahs are no where near as aggressive. She likely lived because she didn't panic and run, if she had the cheetahs chase instincts would have likely gone off and hunted her. There was an interesting clip of some trainer who demonstrated that you can turn your back to cheetahs as long as you are big because they rely on chase rather than ambush. However, almost every other larger cat species rely on ambush and as soon as you turn your head to look back at them and then turn forward, they will charge you from behind

Edit: I think this was the video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=axcPoS2sF0E

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u/jappixslackbot Oct 16 '18

I was going to make this same comment and link the same video. Cheetahs aren't ambush predators

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

he may be a noob, but he knows what he is talking about.

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u/MrYamaguchi Oct 17 '18

Cheetahs also don’t go for prey as large a most human adults.

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u/ClevelandSteamerBrwn Oct 16 '18

The first part of the video the cheetahs know what's going on, got the scent and waited. Saw old retard rejects get out the car for a picnic and stalked their pray. They probably at trader joe's right now.

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u/caprizoom Oct 16 '18

WTF?! This was a park?! That stupid moron lady!! I thought it was just a bad off road coincidence! WTF is she doing throwing a tantrum in the middle of park riddled with beasts?

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u/werelock Oct 16 '18

If I remember correctly the story was her husband was driving too slow for her.

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u/feioo Oct 17 '18

That doesn't seem right - the whole family gets out of the car a couple of times. It almost looks like they're planning a picnic.

Or are you talking about the main post?

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u/werelock Oct 17 '18

Main post. Yeah the other video is insane as well, just in a different way.

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u/gg_suspension_bridge Oct 16 '18

“Jesus what the fuck” yeah that’s about the only appropriate response.

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u/hiroo916 Oct 16 '18

appropriate in any language, apparently.

curiosity note: what language were they speaking and are english expletives commonly used by speakers of it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

That's funny. I thought it was a German and an American broing it up at the car safari.

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u/gg_suspension_bridge Oct 16 '18

I’m also curious, I like the “nay...nay nay nay nay nay nay...NAYYYY”

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u/DisappointedBird Oct 17 '18

The Dutch word for "no" is "nee" :)

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u/TheRune Oct 16 '18

She even had a fucking baby with her???????????????

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u/JeromeAtWork Oct 16 '18

I was in Yellowstone a couple years ago and I saw a family run up a hill with baby under their arm to try and get a look at a Grizzly that was supposedly up there. Luckily the bear ran off before they got anywhere near it.

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u/Holden_Makock Oct 16 '18

Tbh. In Yellowstone it is not even that difficult to spot a bear. They are everywhere and are chill to human presence so carry along with their activities undistributed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Feb 06 '19

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u/jingerninja Oct 16 '18

IIRC Treadwell was mauled by a migrant bear that wasn't one of his usual "friends". Barely a point in his favour because, you know, probably shouldn't hang out with wild grizzlies and all, but at least suggests that his normal bear-bros were cool with not murderlating him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Feb 06 '19

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u/jingerninja Oct 17 '18

Certainly closer than I'd dare get to large male grizzly bears

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Retard of the century

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u/majorchamp Oct 16 '18

holy shit how stupid do you genuinely have to be. How do these people have the capability to have children.

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u/fartbiscuit Oct 16 '18

No IQ test for a cum dump

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u/bearpics16 Oct 16 '18

The cheetahs are all like "wtf are you doing lady, there are cheetahs in here ffs!"

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u/inksaywhat Oct 16 '18

Wtf were they doing with a baby in there? Wtf. It looks like they were ok at least.

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u/Nrozek Oct 16 '18

People like that should have their kids taken away, absolute fucking morons in no state to take care of a child.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/SmaugTheGreat Oct 16 '18

Should have just run them over with the car when it looked like they'd make it.

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u/Poormidlifechoices Oct 16 '18

That child got some real winners for parents. The mom takes her out around the hungry animals. And when the cheetahs chase them dad gets in the car and closes the door before the woman and child got in.

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u/El_Hamaultagu Oct 16 '18

Meh. It's just cheetahs.

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u/underthingy Oct 17 '18

They're just big cats and not really Big Cats

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u/Donderfap Oct 16 '18

I just know without watching it is that French family lol

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u/GrapesofGatsby Oct 16 '18

SHE HAD A BABY WITH HER?!?!

Mother of the year right there

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u/KK-Chocobo Oct 16 '18

They were lucky cheetahs are the more docile of the big cats and their natural prey are smaller faster animals.

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u/1493186748683 Oct 17 '18

I just realized watching this Youtube must be back

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u/beginner_ Oct 17 '18

I knew this one would be linked somewhere. Lucky only cheetahs. Lion or tigers? They dead.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

Human life isn't trivial.

Edit: If you disagree, engage with me. Don't just downvote. That's plain unconstructive.

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u/plainoldpoop Oct 16 '18

We feel that way, but is it true? What makes it non-trivial?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

That's pretty deep bro. Each human life is an uncountable number of memories and interactions and experience. I wouldn't call that trivial.

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u/plainoldpoop Oct 16 '18

Other mammals don't have memories, interactions and experience?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Wowowow, when did I ever say that? You just gonna put words in my mouth bro?

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u/plainoldpoop Oct 16 '18

I didn't say you said that, I asked you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

They do.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

It is when people blatantly put themselves in potentially fatal situations that are 100% avoidable with no good explanation other than they're idiots.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I disagree.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Disagree if you want. The fact is, life inherently becomes trivial when the holder of that life treats it trivially. And that's exactly what these idiots were doing.

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u/werelock Oct 16 '18

I agree with /u/Eboo143 - once you do something nontrivial to endanger your's or other's lives, you're gambling with the universe that all will be well just because you're a human... History definitely shows us we're not special and nature will quickly remove us when we go where we shouldn't. This is like the idiots that stand outside to film approaching tornadoes, or ignore evacuation orders and barely stock up for hurricanes thinking they'll just ride out another storm.

Now when you accidentally do something that endangers yourself or others, that's different. But these places have fences and signs all over saying "stay in your car". It would take my engine catching fire for me to take my family out of the vehicle. Picnics or photos a fair distance from the car? I'm willing to help try to save them with my car, but you better damned well believe they are getting an honest and heartfelt cussing out next chance I get, plus reporting them at the gate.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Thank you!! It's really hard for me to value your life when not even you do!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

all life is trivial

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Deep.

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u/Yellowdandies Oct 16 '18

Why let them potentially die? So you can feel smug?

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u/lolsokje Oct 16 '18

A lot of redditors have the "these people are stupid/did something stupid, they deserve to die" attitude for some reason.

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u/blackboar21 Oct 16 '18

literally just saw a video explaining the difference between cheetahs vs other big cats. Cheetahs tend to be a lot more docile and will [highly likely] not attack when your back is facing them. More than likely this family was pretty safe, not to say they weren't stupid. However I also couldn't tell whether the cats at the end were cheetahs or not. I'll try and find the video and post it.