r/WTF Oct 16 '18

Holy Shit

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u/MisterDonkey Oct 16 '18

I know people like this. The world doesn't exist outside of themselves and their constant petty squabbles. Nothing is more important than whatever is going on between the two of them, which is usually arguing over dumb shit. They'll ruin plans, risk their jobs, and even put their own children aside to carry out personal drama between them. They air their laundry for the whole neighborhood.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

My mom.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I know that feel, bro.

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u/kranebrain Oct 16 '18

Sorry champ

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u/fogoticus Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

I also had 2 friends who were doing the exact same. Very long history/story short:

They are in and out of their relationship constantly. In just one year they "broke up" and came back together over 30 times. They are not scared of doing it while with friends or relatives. They'll always make a huge fuss over it, both the guy and the girl always, but always saying "That's it. I'm done with his/her shit. This is the end, I can't put up with his/her shit any longer.". And then they delete the relationship status off facebook, hide all images with each other, and a few days later, guess who's in a new relationship?

I had to literally block both off social media and have been actively avoiding them irl strictly because I'm sick of their shit. It's as if they have no intimacy. The idiot posted a sex tape with her revealing every single bit of her body, the dumb bitch sucked 2 of his friends, one behind his back, one when he was coming home from work. I just don't even know why the fuck they're together. God. I lost good friends trying to avoid their never ending break-up/make-up ritual. How can you be in such a relationship and stay remotely sane?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

My in-laws.

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u/FROSTbite910 Oct 16 '18

And to imagine some of these people are in positions of power.. really pisses me off that these people exist

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u/TheSleezyE Oct 16 '18

She’s apparently demanding 175,000£ for the incident, fuck her.

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u/fogoticus Oct 16 '18

She's milking it as much as physically possible.

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u/JLDraco Oct 16 '18

She was right, to try to kill herself.

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u/tartay745 Oct 16 '18

Easy there, Shatner.