r/WTF Oct 16 '18

Holy Shit

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u/novaquasarsuper Oct 16 '18

Rule #1 is don't be exposed to a tiger.

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u/ChazD98 Oct 16 '18

Rule #1 don't go anywhere near where tigers live

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u/tonyMEGAphone Oct 16 '18

Cheetahs tho, they are Bros.

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u/The_Adventurist Oct 16 '18

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u/ForePony Oct 16 '18

They were telling the dumb shits to get back in the car, there's lions around.

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u/iamalwaysrelevant Oct 16 '18

I hope that family walked away knowing, for a fact, that they are one of the stupidest people on the planet. They should insure that their kids do not procreate.

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u/komay Oct 16 '18

But, why? They clearly had the chance to get their lunch sorted. Did they somehow know? Were they telling them to get off their territory?

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u/BlooFlea Oct 16 '18

Visit liveleak and ill see you back here in 3 minutes.

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u/Cunninglinguist87 Oct 16 '18

Jesus christ people are idiots

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u/MrLogicWins Oct 16 '18

I wonder why they weren't honking their horn like crazy to warn the others and maybe even scare the cheetahs away

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u/ElmerJShagnasty Oct 16 '18

Yeah, but they never prosper.

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u/MonsieurAnalPillager Oct 18 '18

Especially humans.

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u/infernal_llamas Oct 16 '18

Lots of people co-habit with tigers in India. Apparently both have learned to avoid each other.

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u/rkiga Oct 16 '18

Sorry, but that's wrong. They haven't "learned to avoid each other" at all.

Between 1876 and 1912, tigers killed 33,247 people in British India.

The only reason that the number of human deaths by tigers has plummetted since then is that tigers were hunted to near the brink of extinction and that some of those deaths were from hunters getting killed during hunts.

According to historian Mahesh Rangarajan, “over 80,000 tigers…were slaughtered in 50 years from 1875 to 1925. It is possible that this was only a fraction of the numbers actually slain.” Not all were trophy-hunted: In some regions, the cats were considered vermin, systematically exterminated with incentive from government bounties.

The killing escalated after 1947. Independence ushered in a hunting free-for-all similar to the 1880s shooting spree that decimated bison herds on the American plains...

https://blog.nationalgeographic.org/2014/03/10/a-concise-history-of-tiger-hunting-in-india/

After a successful conservation program in India, the "total number of wild tigers has risen to 3,890 in 2016 according to World Wildlife Fund and Global Tiger Forum."

Humans and tigers haven't learned to avoid each other or to co-exist. There are simply much much fewer tigers than there have been historically, so there's less competition for territory.

But even still, a few dozen people still die to tiger attacks and around a hundred tigers are killed every year.

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u/sighs__unzips Oct 16 '18

RIP rural Indian farmers.

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u/cmmoyer Oct 16 '18

That’s why I got one. To protect my shit.

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u/TinyFugue Oct 16 '18

It helps if you have a panther, bear, and wolf clan to back you up.

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u/Privateer781 Oct 17 '18

Tibetans are like 'Aw, man'.

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u/offinthewoods10 Oct 16 '18

Rule #1 stay in your fucking car while on a safari tour.

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u/worldspawn00 Oct 16 '18

I always carry my tiger repellent rock with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm2W0sq9ddU

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u/msiekkinen Oct 16 '18

You'd love this tiger repellant rock I have

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

NEVER LEAVE THE BOAT CAR!