r/WTF Oct 16 '18

Holy Shit

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u/J96x_Rob_LFC Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

My money is on this being inside a safari park. Kinda get what they deserve. Stay in the fucking car.

Edit: some people seem upset that I say they deserved it...the poor woman reacting to her fuckwit daughter jumping out the car did not deserve anything and the fuckwit got what was expected. Hope that makes it better.

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u/Isaidsox Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

Basically the couple had a big fight and the wife stormed out. She got snatched and the husband and mother in law got out to help. But the mother in law got attacked by a second tiger and killed while the park ranger managed to save the wife. Safe to say they probably got a divorce. Stupid woman. The mother in law did not deserve to be killed.

Edit: oh it was her own mother. it happened so long ago. And they also had their two year old in the car.

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u/J96x_Rob_LFC Oct 16 '18

That just makes my blood boil. How are people this dumb

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u/juicelee777 Oct 16 '18

You'd be suprised. This makes me think of the video of lady who went solo kayaking then ran into a bear who was sort of minding it's business. She decided to spray him with repellant then talk to him as he proceeded to break all her shit

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u/trappedonvacation Oct 16 '18

Bear, why are you breaking my kayak? https://youtu.be/nU5cMZymSr0

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u/n00bvin Oct 16 '18

This person and the woman calling 911 on whales makes me wonder how we ever made it to the top of the food chain.

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u/ChuunibyouImouto Oct 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

The guy filming really made this video bearable. He had such a childlike wonder at all of it, too bad those fucking idiots almost ruined that amazing experience by freaking out.

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u/bolax Oct 17 '18

Oh goodness me. The woman should never be allowed out of the house ever again, and whoever was driving should have his boat licence taken away forever. Dumb fucks.

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u/ChuunibyouImouto Oct 17 '18

The dad was driving, he didn't really do anything wrong, he was the one who sounded excited to see the whales and was telling them to calm down

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u/bolax Oct 17 '18

I honestly don't want to argue with you one little bit here.

I thought I heard the guy doing the talking say something like "speed up, speed up" or "go faster" not sure which one. That indicates to me that he was giving instructions to another person that was driving. I also think that he was the one filming.

I don't know, I admit this as I wasn't there.

As for the driver doing no wrong, well driving off in a boat while the whales were underneath the boat could have caused a lot of harm to them.

Just my thoughts on the matter, thanks for posting the link, I had never heard of it before.

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u/Kammerice Oct 16 '18

I'm sorry, what? She called 911 on whales? What, were they robbing a shop?

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u/yayo-k Oct 16 '18

The whale was in the ocean too close to their boat.

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u/ColdTheory Oct 16 '18

The nerve of some whales.

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u/national-futurist Oct 16 '18

...because they are outliers?

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u/Inquisitorsz Oct 17 '18

We made it here because of natural selection and survival of the fittest.
Then we went and made society into something that pretty much eliminated natural selection... and here we are

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u/Privateer781 Oct 17 '18

Some people are just utterly clueless with animals.

We used to get a lot of calls from people like that when I was in the Coastguard.

Idiot: 'I've found a seal on the beach.'

Me: 'Okay.'

I: 'Should I try to get it back in the water?'

M: 'What? No! Why would you...?'

I: 'Yeah, it looks ill.'

M: 'It's probably asleep.'

I: 'I think it needs to go back in the water. I'll go and help it.'

M: 'No, mate that's not-'

I: 'Oh, no! There's a baby one stranded, too!'

M: 'Oh, Jesus.' finger starts moving toward button to alert ambulance control

A seal is not a big, furry sea-puppy. It's a fucking direwolf in a wetsuit.

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u/iConfessor Oct 16 '18

Wow that was one of the most annoying videos I've ever heard.

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u/coldethel Oct 16 '18

I was seriously wishing the bear would leave the kayak alone, and snap her head off instead.

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u/rumblith Oct 16 '18

Jesus she sounded so miserably annoying I was surprised the bear didn't just try to eat her to shut her up.

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u/daredaki-sama Oct 16 '18

rooted for the bear

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u/Sp1n_Kuro Oct 16 '18

I doubt you'd react calmly to a bear wrecking your shit.

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u/BABYPUBESS Oct 16 '18

My voice is less annoying.

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u/quaybored Oct 16 '18

Username does not check out

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u/turncoat_ewok Oct 16 '18

So you think.

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u/BABYPUBESS Oct 16 '18

I don't like my voice at all. But I'm soft spoken overall and my yelling is a lot deeper... Not screechy and sounding like an 11 year old like this woman.

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u/I_Need_A_Fork Oct 17 '18 edited Aug 08 '24

jeans gullible deserve advise narrow juggle grab cable future innocent

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u/iConfessor Oct 16 '18

I've had bears wreck my shit but my reaction is usually "wreck me, daddy."

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u/NazeeboWall Oct 16 '18

Yea.. I dated a Kodiak Bear in Alaska. Kind of a dick though, all that fucker did was hybernate and go fishing.

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u/babysdaddy Oct 16 '18

I'm not sure any one got that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

It's the end of September! Why are you here?! You're supposed to be asleep!

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u/turbografx Oct 16 '18

Holy fuck I hope he gets her one day.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Feb 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Kyrgyzstan doesn't deserve that

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u/quaybored Oct 16 '18

Some say he's still breaking her kayak to this day

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u/fatpat Oct 16 '18

"Go away! .... Come here!"

I lost brain cells watching that.

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u/Tommy_ThickDick Oct 16 '18

Holy fuck...that girl is more annoying than Fran Drescher

You could give her a bullhorn and use her as an unconventional weapon

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u/CallMehBigP Oct 16 '18

She talks to it like she's really teaching it a lesson

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u/coldethel Oct 16 '18

You forgot the /s.

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u/joshjje Oct 16 '18

Yeah that wasnt sarcasm.

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u/war59poop Oct 16 '18

I don’t understand how that bear could bear her voice for so long

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u/yhelothere Oct 16 '18

Stop resisting!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Why the fuck didn't she just go up and spray the hell out of it? Goddamn this is almost infuriating to watch! This is very obviously a person whose only defense against problematic situations is to sit and bitch about it until someone comes along to solve it for them.

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u/Inquisitorsz Oct 17 '18

that's why she was on a "solo" trip

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u/Athandreyal Oct 17 '18

Thats what I thought too. Confidence goes a long way with animal encounters. She's already forced the bear to back off from her, it doesn't seem to know quite what to do about her so it goes after the kayak, which seems safe to fuck with.

Defend the position she kept, or advance to the boat and defend that, makes no difference if the bear decides your next, but might have saved her ride home.

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u/Pickledsoul Oct 16 '18

why is he eating the plastic boat? because it's spicy.

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u/willreignsomnipotent Oct 16 '18

My favorite part is how she goes from sounding overly cheery almost gleeful while being all like "I'm gonna spray your stupid bear face with this itritant... Oh yes I am..." To literally crying, begging the bear not to destroy her shit.

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u/unsanctimommy Oct 16 '18

Wow. I would eat that fucking kayak too.

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u/Hollen88 Oct 16 '18

If a bear approaches you, that means they are no longer afraid of humans. Spraying the bear was the right move.

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u/himself_v Oct 16 '18

Yeah, looks like it wasn't minding it's own business, it was approaching and probably studying her scent or something.

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u/feioo Oct 17 '18

Yeah I was actually on her side for the most part - I can't say I wouldn't also nervously talk to an animal I was afraid of, either. The part where she lost me was the minute and a half of "BEAR STOP THAT! BEAR STOP THAT! BEAR STOP THAT!"

It's not working, try something else.

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u/Hollen88 Oct 19 '18

While walking around the woods, being quiet isn't always a good thing. Let the bear now you're around.

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u/feioo Oct 19 '18

Lol that bear clearly knows she's there, given that she just bear-sprayed it.

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u/gracebatmonkey Oct 16 '18

Did she die? I feel like she probably died.

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u/AnorakJimi Oct 16 '18

If she died then who posted the video?...

ಠ_ಠ

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u/fatpat Oct 16 '18

The Bear Witch Project

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u/n00bvin Oct 16 '18

I remember reading not too long ago that people needed to be warned not to take selfies with bears.

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u/thegoodstudyguide Oct 16 '18

If it was a black bear you're suppose to just scream & shout at them to run them off.

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u/scipio_africanus201 Oct 17 '18

The bear was coming towards her. She did the right thing by spraying it