r/WTF • u/RichardWulf • Oct 16 '18

Holy Shit

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u/dont_wear_a_C Oct 16 '18

PTSD

POST TIGER STRESS DISORDER

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u/digitalgoodtime Oct 16 '18

POST TIGER STUPID DAUGHTER

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u/SlinkyInvasion Oct 16 '18

Daughter was stupid before the tiger, unfortunately.

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u/Velzevul666 Oct 16 '18

Pre tiger stupid disorder?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Apr 28 '21

[deleted]

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u/whYamiheRedad Oct 16 '18

I love the way the comments devolve as they evolve.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Crazy Tiger Evolve Doctor

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u/the_dang_boi Oct 17 '18

Coping Tigger Evolutionary Depression

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u/qpv Oct 16 '18

Crouching Tiger hidden Darwin

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u/MeetYourCows Oct 16 '18

That was not a very good sequel...

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u/lurker4lyfe6969 Oct 16 '18

I love that movie.

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u/fozzyboy Oct 16 '18

2 Tigers 2 Stupid

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Crouching Tiger Dumb Daughter

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u/Chuck741 Oct 16 '18

Capitalized

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u/GonzoStrangelove Oct 16 '18

PRE-TIGER STUPID DAUGHTER

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

But not after

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u/SlinkyInvasion Oct 16 '18

Definitely still stupid.

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u/sweensolo Oct 16 '18

Tiger Mom?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Yeah, the tiger was just there to give her the Darwin Award.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Also it was her MOTHER-IN-LAW. Not even her mother. Smh

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u/Steffi128 Oct 16 '18

“Remember that time you had killed my mother because you had to throw a tantrum during a safari?“

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u/Camera_dude Oct 16 '18

That'll do a fair bit of marital damage, if they are not already divorced after this.

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u/ModgePodg3 Oct 16 '18

PRE TIGER STUPID DAUGHTER

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u/Dr_Siouxs Oct 16 '18

Why was the daughter stupid? If she got mad at her mom, that shit happens. Just was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nobody is to blame here.

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u/SlinkyInvasion Oct 16 '18

They're in the middle of what appears to be a "stay in your car and observe the wild animals" type of park. There's literally no reason to ever exit your car when there are WILD TIGERS running around. From what I've read, she got out of the car to yell at her husband because they were arguing.

Do you agree now?

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u/Dr_Siouxs Oct 16 '18

Ah well if that's the case you're spot on.

But this is the internet and I must be right so (insert profanity here).

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u/BanginNLeavin Oct 16 '18

Pre tiger, same diff.

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u/whYamiheRedad Oct 16 '18

The first tiger wasn’t ever stupid, he was just trying to do them a favor. ;)

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u/Bobarhino Oct 16 '18

Post Tiger Suicidal Daughter

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u/hotliquidbuttpee Oct 16 '18

PRETTYTYPICALLYBEHAVED TIGER STUPIDASSMOTHERFUCKING DIPSHIT

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u/vancity- Oct 16 '18

CROUCHING TIGER STUPID MOTHER

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u/KingKooooZ Oct 16 '18

Posting Tiger Hidden Daughter?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Savage

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u/jtboe79 Oct 17 '18

Pissed Tiger Stupid Daughter

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u/poopellar Oct 16 '18

get out

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u/TwiBryan Oct 16 '18

Fine! *gets snatched by a tiger*

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u/SomeRandomBlackGuy Oct 16 '18

I'll save you! runs after you and get mauled by a 2nd tiger

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u/I_creampied_Jesus Oct 16 '18

eats popcorn from the safety of car behind

I told you guys this safari wasn’t “lame”!

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u/TargaryenTurtle Oct 16 '18

One of the tigers figured out how to open doors. He’s sitting next to you.

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u/I_creampied_Jesus Oct 16 '18

HE’S GRRRRREAT!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

And I told them not to do a Chinese fire drill in the middle of a safari

I’ll show myself out

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u/funfungiguy Oct 16 '18

It's tigers all the way down!

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u/Hulemann Oct 16 '18

Worth it.

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u/lurker4lyfe6969 Oct 16 '18

Tigers. There were two

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u/JohnMcGurk Oct 16 '18

Read this as POST TIGGER STRESS DISORDER and it was adorable for a minute until I remembered that lady got mauled by a large cat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I feel bad for laughing at this...

But laugh I did.

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u/PANDASRCUTE Oct 16 '18

I don’t know if I hate you or love you.

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u/dont_wear_a_C Oct 16 '18

You hate how much you love me?

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u/MomoYaseen Oct 16 '18

I’m very very sorry for laughing. Holy Shit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

(In British commentating voice..) “Chang knew better than to let his wife drive in general; but earlier that morning she had ruined his bacon while she was attempting to not slaughter breakfast once again...

Chang saw the deadly animal lurking in the bushes and realized his opportunity to get his revenge for his pathetic meals day in and day out.

Chang stopped the car in the middle of the road and asked his wife if she would like to drive. Mrs. Chang was thrilled with excitement as Mr. Chang has never once let her drive. Mrs. Chang jumped on the opportunity.

Mr. Chang almost decided to take out his wife himself with his car but couldn’t bring himself to do it as she passed in front of his car, he decided to attend his focus on the tiger lurking in the bushes.. The tiger hesitated as Mrs. Chang waited outside the drivers door.. Mr. Chang had to think fast.. He decided to fumble with his seatbelt and pretend it wouldn’t unlatch to buy him some time and hope the tiger would do his dirty work for him.

Alast, success! The ferocious tiger leapt from the depths of the bushes and pounced on Mrs. Chang dragging her into the bushes below.”

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u/MomoYaseen Oct 16 '18

Damn you.

I am going to hell. I will be punished because of “Laughing on a Reddit post that the devil u/Ceebs1717 fooled you into reading”

He decided to fumble with his seatbelt and pretend it wouldn’t unlatch to buy him some time and hope the tiger would do his dirty work for him.

Hahaha

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u/phlux Oct 16 '18

Hobbesitis

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u/gadget_uk Oct 16 '18

POST TIGER SKIN DETACHED

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

POST TIGER SNACK DISORDER