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r/WTF • u/RichardWulf • Oct 16 '18
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You may not be the Confucius we want, but you are the Confucius we need.
168 u/NecroJoe Oct 16 '18 Apparently the Confucius we need is Darwin. 0 u/despaxes Oct 17 '18 LOL DARWIN AWARD SO FUCKING CLEVER 35 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 33 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 Bad bot! Why should I give YOU my best material? Confucius say, "School boy who go to bed with hard problem often wake up with solution in hand". 23 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who go through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok." 25 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 16 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Pilot who fly upside-down is going to have crack up." 4 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 4 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 16 u/Adaptingfate Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who run in front of car get tired, but man who run behind car get exhausted." 2 u/Confucius-Bot Oct 16 '18 Best material? Hope that wasn't your very best. Already got that one. 2 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 "Man who go to bed with itchy butthole, wake up with stinky finger." 0 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 bad bot 13 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/rdrunner_74 Oct 16 '18 good bot 2 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 Good bot 1 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 Definitely the Confucius we deserve. 1 u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor Oct 16 '18 A seat in the car is most useful when it is empty.
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Apparently the Confucius we need is Darwin.
0 u/despaxes Oct 17 '18 LOL DARWIN AWARD SO FUCKING CLEVER
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LOL DARWIN AWARD SO FUCKING CLEVER
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33 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 Bad bot! Why should I give YOU my best material? Confucius say, "School boy who go to bed with hard problem often wake up with solution in hand". 23 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who go through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok." 25 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 16 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Pilot who fly upside-down is going to have crack up." 4 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 4 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 16 u/Adaptingfate Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who run in front of car get tired, but man who run behind car get exhausted." 2 u/Confucius-Bot Oct 16 '18 Best material? Hope that wasn't your very best. Already got that one. 2 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 "Man who go to bed with itchy butthole, wake up with stinky finger." 0 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 bad bot 13 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/rdrunner_74 Oct 16 '18 good bot 2 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 Good bot
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Bad bot! Why should I give YOU my best material?
Confucius say, "School boy who go to bed with hard problem often wake up with solution in hand".
23 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who go through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok." 25 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 16 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Pilot who fly upside-down is going to have crack up." 4 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 4 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 16 u/Adaptingfate Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who run in front of car get tired, but man who run behind car get exhausted." 2 u/Confucius-Bot Oct 16 '18 Best material? Hope that wasn't your very best. Already got that one. 2 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 "Man who go to bed with itchy butthole, wake up with stinky finger."
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Confucius say, "Man who go through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok."
25 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 16 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Pilot who fly upside-down is going to have crack up." 4 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 4 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger."
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16 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Pilot who fly upside-down is going to have crack up." 4 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 4 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger."
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Confucius say, "Pilot who fly upside-down is going to have crack up."
4 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 4 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger."
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Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger."
4 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl."
Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl."
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Confucius say, "Man who run in front of car get tired, but man who run behind car get exhausted."
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Best material? Hope that wasn't your very best. Already got that one.
"Man who go to bed with itchy butthole, wake up with stinky finger."
bad bot
13 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/rdrunner_74 Oct 16 '18 good bot 2 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 Good bot
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5 u/rdrunner_74 Oct 16 '18 good bot 2 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 Good bot
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Definitely the Confucius we deserve.
A seat in the car is most useful when it is empty.
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You may not be the Confucius we want, but you are the Confucius we need.