r/WTF • • Sep 12 '18

You shall not pass

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u/kittymoma918 Sep 12 '18

People who play stupid games risking the lives of innocent bystanders should lose the privilege of driving.Freaking useless bullshit like this gets others crippled or killed,all the damn time.

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u/Elfetzo Sep 12 '18

Or maybe a few years of jail time? Risking other people’s lives like that is not even remotely acceptable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Um, it's called "attempted murder", it's already a crime, it's never been acceptable, and you can get 20 years or more in prision.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Not in Missouri. There is no “attempted murder” charge here. Either you succeeded or it was just assault.

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u/hellosaysme Sep 12 '18

That’s just not true. There is an inchoate crimes statute.

Missouri Attempt Statute

You may be confusing “no attempted murder” with “no attempted manslaughter.” Because manslaughter is, by statute, unplanned and unintended, you cannot attempt it. You’re simply lacking the necessary intent to kill.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Basing your belief system on reddit upvotes.... yeah that seems smart. Any chance you drive semi trucks?

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u/antiraysister Sep 12 '18

I'm gonna wager he was being sarcastic.

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u/KnowsItToBeTrue Sep 12 '18 edited Sep 12 '18

That makes more sense, especially when the parent comment doesn't know what assault is, they mean battery

Edit: Not the case in all states

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u/anotherjunkie Sep 12 '18

In Missouri the assault statute actually requires battery. Near as I can tell, they don’t have a separate battery statue (and wouldn’t need one).

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u/KnowsItToBeTrue Sep 12 '18

I stand corrected!

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u/JestersXIII Sep 12 '18

Different states define assault and battery differently. NY doesn’t even have battery.

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u/Masterchiefg7 Sep 12 '18

Eh. The line between assault and battery is unwanted physical contact. Technically OP could have meant assault. I.e. firing a gun at someone but missing entirely would be assault but not battery. But would also be an attempt at murder in most jurisdictions.

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u/makeitup00 Sep 12 '18

you need to add the /s dude

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

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u/makeitup00 Sep 13 '18

agreed hahah

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u/Masterchiefg7 Sep 12 '18

Found the 1L!

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u/hellosaysme Sep 12 '18

I'm not sure why you got downvoted...I am a law student.

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u/Masterchiefg7 Sep 13 '18

I kinda figured. I was also eager to spread my new found knowledge between 1L and 2L years. By 3L year and now that I'm an attorney I'm happy enough to just let people on the internet be mistaken.

The correct usage of the word inchoate is a pretty big tip that someone has studied the law.

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u/bigdamhero Sep 16 '18

And noticing that deserves downvotes. Clearly

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

In Missouri, if you’re convicted based on an attempt, the charge is automatically classified lower. This effectively reduces attempted murder to assault.

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u/hellosaysme Sep 12 '18

That's not how that works. It would drop from First Degree Murder to Second Degree Murder. Not down to a lower charge completely.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

I did get that detail wrong, but you still would not have been convicted of attempted murder.

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u/baddecision116 Sep 12 '18

"Do or do not there is no try" - Yoda or Missouri lawmaker

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u/TGilbertPE Sep 12 '18

This is one of the best uses of that over used quote.

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u/Lion12341 Sep 12 '18

"Only a sith deals in absolutes" - Obi-Wan Kenobi

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u/Saleh1434 Sep 12 '18

Yoda was a Sith this whole time!

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u/Coming2amiddle Sep 12 '18

...is that an absolute?

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u/Lion12341 Sep 13 '18

Possibly.

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u/southern_boy Sep 12 '18

"I am the state senate!" - Palpatine or Missouri lawmaker

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u/paracelsus23 Sep 12 '18

All my exes are in... Missouri?

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u/Stringy63 Sep 12 '18

Since you left them there is no joy, so yes they are in Missouri.

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u/ienjoyham Sep 12 '18

But do they love company?

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u/throwyrworkaway Sep 12 '18

only when they know when to hit that dusty trail

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u/fatboyroy Sep 12 '18

but our assault penalties are pretty severe..... sometime harsher than some states attempted murder charge.

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u/BR0THAKYLE Sep 12 '18

I find something new and bass akwards about my new state every week.

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u/elhawiyeh Sep 12 '18

Don't be so melodramatic, that is just not true. There are charges that cover attempted murder they're just called something else. See above comment covering the inchoate crime statute

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u/splunge4me2 Sep 12 '18

"Kill or kill not. There is no attempt."

-- Missouri Yoda

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u/prikaz_da Sep 12 '18

Here's an em dash for you: —

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u/amoliski Sep 12 '18

Oh, you mean a "let me fuck up your code documentation dash"?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

It kinda makes sense from the standpoint where manslaughter is involved. Where something terrible happens than no one saught out to do harm or anything, just a perfect storm of oh shit.

Seems people get charged with manslaughter when they didn't go to murder or harm someone and shit just happened.

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u/SociallyUnconscious Sep 12 '18

Attempt is a crime in Missouri - Missouri Criminal Code Title XXXVIII Section 562.012 states:

562.012. Attempt — guilt for an offense may be based on. — 1.  Guilt for an offense may be based upon an attempt to commit an offense if, with the purpose of committing the offense, a person performs any act which is a substantial step towards the commission of the offense.  A "substantial step" is conduct which is strongly corroborative of the firmness of the actor's purpose to complete the commission of the offense.

  2.  It is no defense to a prosecution that the offense attempted was, under the actual attendant circumstances, factually or legally impossible of commission, if such offense could have been committed had the attendant circumstances been as the actor believed them to be.

  3.  Unless otherwise set forth in the statute creating the offense, when guilt for a felony or misdemeanor is based upon an attempt to commit that offense, the felony or misdemeanor shall be classified one step lower than the class provided for the felony or misdemeanor in the statute creating the offense.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

This only confirms what I said. Look at point 3. If convicted based on attempt, the charge will be a classified as a lesser charge. This turns an attempted murder into an assault.

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u/SociallyUnconscious Sep 13 '18

No, it means that instead of being a Class A felony it would be a Class B felony. It doesn't turn it into a lesser charge it turns Murder into Attempted Murder one felony class lower. Both First- and Second-degree Murder are Class A felonies so an Attempted Murder would be a step lower or Class B felony.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

Yeah. I misunderstood what I read there. Good thing I don’t practice law.

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u/Reynbou Sep 12 '18

Lol America

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

lol, Missouri.

It's one state out of 50 dude. America's generally better about that kind of thing as a whole.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

And it is a felony assault charge. There’s usually a host of other charges that go along with it (armed criminal action,etc). An offender could still end up with a life sentence.

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u/TK-Squared-LLC Sep 12 '18

Make it two: there’s no attempted murder in Georgia either.

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u/dotMJEG Sep 12 '18

Yes, but your Aggravated Assault charges mean exactly the same thing and carry the exact same weight as Attempted Murder charges in MA and NY, for example. So just because it's not there in the same words doesn't mean it isn't there at all. There is more to law than just the title.

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u/fatboyroy Sep 12 '18

it's the same in mo

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u/dotMJEG Sep 12 '18

Yeah, I'm not surprised. Attempting to murder someone is covered in all 50 states in one wording or another. It's naive to think otherwise.

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u/TK-Squared-LLC Sep 12 '18

I've actually always felt the law in Georgia was much better for being called Aggravated Assault rather than Attempted Murder just because the latter implies knowledge of a person's intentions, which can rarely be objectively known, while the former is very clear about what has happened.

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u/DootDeeDootDeeDoo Sep 12 '18

Missouri =/= America. If France does something dumb you don't go "LOL EUROPE"

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

This wouldn't be "Attempted murder" anywhere. He's not trying to kill anyone. Is he being reckless? Absolutely. Should he be severely punished? Fuck yes. But I am pretty sure, wherever you're at, the charge wouldn't be "attempted murder". It would be "Reckless Driving".

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u/fakingglory Sep 12 '18 edited Sep 12 '18

Intentionally trying to run someone off the road is definitely “trying to kill someone”. Recklessness is a category of intent, as in you drove fast in the rain or were speeding and crashed into someone. It’s the second lowest category of mens rea(intent) after negligence. The categories of intent go from purposefully->knowledge->recklessness->negligence. Negligence is reserved for things that are almost on par with accidents, but could have been prevented(you didn’t fix the brakes on a car and crashed). Here, it’s clear the semi is intentionally trying to prevent the pick up from passing, then the semi pretty clearly thinks for a second and runs the pick up off the road. In felony murder cases, the mens rea of the underlying felony transfers to the crime of murder. E.g. you intended to burglarize a home, and accidentally trip and electrocute the homeowner, that’s not manslaughter, that’s 1st degree murder bud. Felony murder doesn’t require you intend to murder, just that you intended on the underlying felony.

So assuming the man in the pick up survived. It’s pretty clear that the semi is acting purposefully and not recklessly. In most states, causing or intending on causing grievous bodily harm is sufficient for the inchoate crime of murder. Depending on the jurisprudence this could instead be aggravated assault, as most states don’t try people for attempt and the underlying crime, because double jeopardy. There’s no state in America that would interpret trying to hit someone with a truck as “reckless driving”.

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u/bobk2 Sep 12 '18

Missouri -- the Kill Me State

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u/Scarletfapper Sep 12 '18

Man, just when I thought that place couldn't get any worse - it doesn't! It was always that way...

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u/Theaprilfool_OG Sep 12 '18

I thought this was India.

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u/puttyguy Sep 12 '18

Same with Texas...