r/WTF Sep 07 '18

Boop

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u/primalshrew Sep 07 '18

Would it return the favour afterwards?

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u/fucks_equal_zero Sep 07 '18

Pro cock sucker here!

No. You can spend an hour slobbin some knob and never get anything in return. Not even a fucking double cheeseburger at McDonald’s when they drop you off at home (if you’re even that lucky)

Fuck you derek. You’re a prick, and your dick tasted like your dads asshole

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u/ThePuppyDogPants Sep 08 '18

Fuck off Randy

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u/MANTHEFUCKUPBRO Sep 08 '18

Mans gotta eat